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I told you sam (robot) you cant come with me you need to stay home to cook and clean like a good bot ok. I swear every year these things want to do more and more human things.
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Im sorry sam (robot) I dont love you and it will never work out your a bot and im a human and besides my friends wont understand. You'll always be my best friend though ok?
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Sam(robot) I have great news a new model came out and I will no longer need you in fact there coming to pick you up and deliver me the sam 500... Dont be sad hes got a built in communication device and will serve me better than you.
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Sam(robot) I just found out that you have caids (cybernetic aids)
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Im sorry to tell you that we had to scrap your wife for parts she began to rust.
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Your just like your father cheap and full of nuts and bolts, I need a real robot.