Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Why I'm childish

Look I mean you no harm I'm just a little cosmic being that just got handed the {keys} to dads car for the first time in this universe. So yes my mind is racing with all the cool shit I want to do over time I might break you off a little something! I will keep my ants alive. Sure I pour water on your ant hill and burn you but I will also give you sugar cubes!

Death is not permanent I can kill you Tuesday and bring back for "supper" on Friday!

So from perpestive I'm simple a Q on earth!

A super young Q

A baby in cosmic terms so what do you expect!

Life sux right now so your life is going sux period'

Not that I'm vengeful or evil!

When life starts to rock your life starts to rock

Very simple!

I manifest based on how I feel!

god's journal

By now you should realize this is more then a journal this is my agenda!

Everything on this blog is coming true! Ofcourse like any cosmic being I can and will do as I please therefore everything is subject to change at a wimb!

Your reading the most personal/important blog ever written (live)


There's a billion lolz in this seriously!

Emailing the world

For Lolz I want to send out a billion emails out with a super simple msg
Hi I'm god nice to meet you!

Cmon that would funny as fuck!

Your Ultimate Rival



You have met your match one one can defeat me!
But if you don't try it will be worse!
Let our cosmic dance begin the ants vs The Wizard
Now that you know my saga no need to lie anymore!

I'm never giving you this universe back! Please ants seriously I rivaled God! And you think your going to get in the way of my plans to rule heaven?

Just keep me happy and you will be safe and part of keeping me happy is trying to take the universe from me!
Correction not now in "your universe" I'm now in my universe:p
Too powerful be allowed to stay in heaven and too powerful to stay in this universe! I'm a celestial nomad jumping from universe to universe! Ruling all of them .. And now I'm in your universe muhahaha surrender your universe now!


Always remember this a hostile take over above and below! Ill figure this shit out even if it takes collaping a trillion trillion trillion universes!

God I hope it does not take that long and who knows how Many universes I have taken to the old taken the old man!

One fucking day you selfish asshole

Never!

We will see about that

My Plans to Take God's Throne


{source}/Universe increase the temporal synchronization of my art and magic
{source}/Universe increase my temporal plan to rule over them
{source}/Universe increase my Hold over there reality
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So I figured the old mans trick and knew that if I ate all the fruit from the tree it would make me his equal yet in doing so he kicked me out... 


The ruler of the Universe was born on earth 
The universe fell so I was sent. 


{source}/Universe increase the temporal synchronization of my art and magic
{source}/Universe increase my temporal plan to rule over them
{source}/Universe increase my Hold over there reality
{key}particleion

Here are my options attempt to kill God when I get
Trick him into creating a congress and have the congress vote him out 

Or paradox the bitch and no one keeps heaven! 
Yah all or nothing! 




If I cant have heaven for Infinity then my plans is to destroy it before God comes back...
 I will release a virus to paradox all of existence! 

See why im not allowed to stay! Im too powerful for my own good. 


{source}/Universe increase the temporal synchronization of my art and magic
{source}/Universe increase my temporal plan to rule over them
{source}/Universe increase my Hold over there reality
{key}particleion



The Goal was/is simple Become God for infinity

And so Began our War

{source}/Universe increase the temporal synchronization of my art and magic
{source}/Universe increase my temporal plan to rule over them
{source}/Universe increase my Hold over there reality
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We battled throwing the entire greater Universe into chaos.

Just let me sit on your throne for one fucking day old man!

It's a lie I will never give him back the throne and he knows it.  

Im sorry to report... I lost the cosmic war.. .Im sust a loser! but dont get happy mortals I rivaled God in doing so you got nothing on me! either way its the same bullshit every time I get to go back. Having a taste of godhood in the lower universe I always try to acend into the greater universe and want a taste of true Godhood!

{source}/Universe increase the temporal synchronization of my art and magic
{source}/Universe increase my temporal plan to rule over them
{source}/Universe increase my Hold over there reality
{key}particleion



And casted out of heaven I was 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


My escape plan


  1. turn into God


  1. start war in heaven 


  1. win


  1. take the throne


  1.  send God to "Hell" (the lower universe)


  1. Become Q


  1. Destroy the universe


  1. create a new universe that only I control 


What ever the outcome I going back to heaven... I always do...
Maybe if I promise to behave I wont get kicked out but who do I kid, I want to sit on the throne..
Just one day old man just one day!

Carlos you will never give the throne back

I will I promise God

Lies!

I promise I promise I promise

Your lucky Im letting you back in at all.. 

Do you want there souls or not! 

Yes

then let me back in...

But no throne! 

Lets make A fucking Deal!!!!!

Jus one day old man One fucking day! 

Never! 

We will see about that! 

Here we go again






So Here I am on earth... ant hill fucking stuck like chuck!


Ok ok take a deep breath carlos we know how to get back to heaven just a matter of time.. So I started my work! decades later ala present day I have one foot in the door now! 




Almost Home!

Love is hopeless online

Okay seriously there no freaking any girl that meets me online would come remotely close to me! My Facebook Is tainted my YouTube is tainted my twitter is tainted I can't be me at all! If I want a shot at a girl I have to pretend I'm not to be me! No wizardry no alchemy no blogging not spiritual talk. No futurism! No me period I'm too fucking weird I'm an alien
It's just boils down to not being mortal! And mortal chicks only dig mortal dudes! :(

But ones I'm full fledge Demi they will be dying to be with me! I don't want that my goal fond love fore Demi not after as it she just be a power hungry bitch!

Ofcourse simply talking a wife is an option but I can't bring myself to that either!

But here the thing this is bot entirely out of loneliness this is out of balancing my power! The god and the goddess rule the universe! I will dumb half my power into her to keep me in check! The yin and the yang! But if this dies not the the entire cosmos get thrown out of whack as me alone will get everything I want and that's not for the life in this universe!

Arggh but whatever! Universes come and go! So what if this one gets all fucked up! It will be more fun for me, not you!

I work harder with the next universe I have to do this bullshit for! I don't even kid myself this is my celestial job universe jumping! The old nan is never going to me sit on his throne! Selfish asshole!

Sure I got my plans to kick God out of heaven, but I can't for sure how many universes I've done for my celestial greed!

I guess lest just go through motions and plan to take over heaven again!

To ~O~

You knew full well what I am and choose him over me!
You choose him over me!

And it never worked out!

Why why why?

And now follow me in shadows yet I can hear your voice!

Yet I don't blame my love does come tainted in their blood :(

But him! Arghhh

Yes was I pissed you you lied I waited day and nightvfor you to return as promised planned how we going to rule the planet I even designed us matching giant mech robots! Because I knew how much you wanted a robot! We where going to destroy cities together but the only thing you destoyed was my heart and from that day my intentions turned darker and darker! :(

Dear cosmic antz

You have now been downgraded to retarded cosmic antz

No cosmically retarded antz

Much better

Dont make take you back down to fleas!

Changing the game!

The verbal shock factor is dying! My insanometer reached peak and thus nothing I say is believed any more--- Do you know what this means?

Everthing is going according to plan!

To all the angels

Both sides of the cosmic armies are now in complete shock.
The illuminatus: get over it and let's proceed!

What part of beyond good and evil don't they understand?

I need a loan

My entire family is now conspiring against me. I'm being forced to get a job and hat back to "reality" my mind has already been torn from the stone and the thought to continue the mortal siffering aches me to my core. I don't need much just enough to hide and get the tools I need. 5-10k need a stable place to live as I'm sleeping on my uncles couch right now! Life is a twisted mess prepping to be a god while being screamed at to live as a mortal!

I don't care where it comes and who! Keep your indentity will learn that once god!

Can't promise you anything in return as this may not be real! Yet "All" I ask for is blind faith. After all this is why I was sent you only pretend to believe.

Hmmm how about this I will promise you this at the very lease I will keep writhing and if all of this is fake then it still serves to make people question the existence of God!

Maybe that's what this blog is all about one last test, to see if you are able to do what o just did with my life closed my eyes and gave God my all blind on waivering faith!

But then again not passing this test makes my Demi life even more fun as I can justify bring pain and sorrow to the world! Think about this, the son of god turned to humanity for help right before he turned to god and got denied only to then be asked by humanity to save them!

Lol shoot if all of this if I'm making all of this up then I'm one "hell" of a writer! Dan Brown got nothing on me not because o believe I'm a better writer noo because he only writes fiction ;-)

The ultimate persona

Ants: wow he is doing a great job upholding his persona!
Me: do you think I'm pretending to be a wizard?
If anyone is pretending is you!
Pretending God does not exist!
Pretending magic does not exist!
Pretending that this universe is all that exist!

Let's make a pact to all stop pretending all at once ok?

My Galactic Zoo ( The cosmic antz)

Specimen 110100101

Species: Humans
Tag name: Cosmic antz
Planet: Earth
Galaxy: Milky way

Planning every aspect of your existence (live)
signed the collector of species

-The Lord is My Weapon


As Above So Below

Eternal salvation suffers from inflation

Say what you need to, save your soul
But don't fuck with me,
I'm loosin' control
I'm so tired of this, so sick of you

My tongue is battered and bruised from all these attitudes

Teach me the magic of your sacred poems
Conjuring a voice of signs and omens

Prophecies got debris
The syllables and symbols breath
And as we climb, divine
To sacrifice our wounded minds
This awkward chance to seek, insanity
I can't save you, 'cause I hate me


The lord is my weapon
And I see him shoot porn
Woman is the devil
Your god is a fraud
Everyone you knew
Everything you've ever done
Suffer for your freedom
Die by the law

The lord is my weapon
And I see him shoot porn
Woman is the devil
Your god is a fraud
Everyone you knew
Everything you've ever done
Suffer for your freedom
Die by the law

Say what you need to save your soul
But leave your religion at the door
Smoking all of Christians weed
I'm sick of these weak anarchies
You see me as a place to make a bruise
But in my reality I'm a slave to the muse
Fuck these hypocrites, and together will fight

Tyranny of squares, squiggles unite

The lord is my weapon
And I see him shoot porn
Woman is the devil
Your god is a fraud
Everyone you knew
Everything you've ever done
Suffer for your freedom
Die by the law

All you sinners
Blasphemers
Burn in the pit
Burn
Burn
Burn

The lord is my weapon
And I see him shoot porn
Woman is the devil
Your god is a fraud
Everyone you knew
Everything you've ever done
Suffer for your freedom
Die by the law

Save me
Save me
Save me
Save me
Save me
Save me
Save me

My Riddles

Dear Antz Particleion Is Hacking your Universe (live)

I will give your universe/Mind back to you if you answer my riddles.

Call your answers in!

(305) 735-9490

A) Is your universe real?

B) Are you real?

C) Who currently has {source}?

D) What is {Root}?

When you got the answer email it to

Key.universe@gmail.com

and I will give you back your universe assuming your right ;-)

Rules subject to change but will be posted.

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! It will be Billions of years till I let you just have it... Till then I urge you try to get your key back.