Saturday, September 11, 2010

Lighting Bolts at antz


This is bullshit God
 For this antz will burn

In a state of mental rage! need to relax and burning ants helps! 

Why being a Bodhisattava sux




I delayed my ascension into heaven till you all go... So im the last person on this planet to leave "Hell"

The price for wanting to Save the Humans

:(

This is bullshit God you tricked me! 


Sure all of you will wish to be a god like me but I dont want to be me... I want to be a God in heaven not earth.. this is bullshit to me!

Bodhisattva ideal

Mahāyāna Buddhism, on the other hand, regards the bodhisattva as a person who already has attained enlightenment and seeks to use their wisdom to help other sentient beings to become liberated. In this understanding of the concept, the bodhisattva is an already wise person who uses skillful means to lead others to see the benefits of morality and the cultivation of wisdom.
The Mahāyāna encourages everyone to become bodhisattvas and to take the bodhisattva vows. With these vows, one makes the promise to work for the complete enlightenment of all sentient beings by practicing the six perfections.[5] Indelibly entwined with the bodhisattva vow is merit transference (pariṇāmanā).
In Mahāyāna Buddhism life in this world is compared to people living in a house that is on fire[6]. People take this world as reality pursuing worldly projects and pleasures without realising that the house is on fire and will soon burn down (due to the inevitability of death). A bodhisattva is one who has a determination to free sentient beings fromsamsara and its cycle of death, rebirth and suffering. This type of mind is known as the mind of awakening(bodhicitta). Bodhisattvas take bodhisattva vows in order to progress on the spiritual path towards buddhahood.
There are a variety of different conceptions of the nature of a bodhisattva in Mahāyāna. According to some Mahāyāna sources a bodhisattva is someone on the path to full Buddhahood. Others speak of bodhisattvas renouncing Buddhahood. According to the Kun-bzang bla-ma'i zhal-lung, a bodhisattva can choose any of three paths to help sentient beings in the process of achieving buddhahood. They are:
  1. king-like bodhisattva - one who aspires to become buddha as soon as possible and then help sentient beings in full fledge;
  2. boatman-like bodhisattva - one who aspires to achieve buddhahood along with other sentient beings and
  3. shepherd-like bodhisattva - one who aspires to delay buddhahood until all other sentient beings achieve buddhahood. Bodhisattvas like Avalokiteśvara and Śāntideva are believed to fall in this category.

My Moon Base



The moon base will be the only utopia.. Post scarcity
Anything we want period

My Doomsday weapon will be launched from the base! 



Lasers at earth

pow pow pow 
ants die 
die ants 


computer boot the weapon! muhahaha
password {key}


Welcome to my game with your lives...
muhahah

computer increase laser capacity by a million times
dont stop till we boil the core of the earth! muhahah


My strongest Backhand


Dear Atheist you say there is no God

POW

Right in the kisser 

No holds bar destruction and wrath! 

Beg me to Die Mortals! 

Path of the Magi



"The Universe is one with me!"

Take me with you too
Take me with you too

The Return of the Magi




The magi aka Wizards come first before the birth of god... I have been a wizard! what dont you fucking understand! is it to complicated for little ant brain? 


 I have been a true magi my entire life little antz... the wizard.... is a magi... always have been always will... actually noo.. god is about to be born... is this to... (talking very slow to ant brain...)

I..... amm...... a......... ma....gi...... aka..... Wizzzz.. ard.... 

did ant brain get it? 
Magi (Latin plural of magusAncient Greek μάγος (magos); Old Persian 𐎶𐎦𐎢𐏁 (maguš) (Modern Persianمغ (magh)); Arabic مجوس; English singular magianmagemagusmagusianmagusaean) is a term, used since at least the 4th century BCE, to denote a follower of Zoroaster, or rather, a follower of what the Hellenistic worldassociated Zoroaster with, which was – in the main – the ability to read the stars, and manipulate the fate that the stars foretold. The meaning prior to Hellenistic period is uncertain.
Pervasive throughout the Eastern Mediterranean and Western Asia until late antiquity and beyond, Greekmágos "magian"/Magician was influenced by (and eventually displaced) Greek goēs(γόης), the older word for a practitioner of magic, to include astrology, alchemy and other forms of esoteric knowledge. This association was in turn the product of the Hellenistic fascination for (Pseudo-)Zoroaster, who was perceived by the Greeks to be the "Chaldean" "founder" of the Magi and "inventor" of both astrology and magic. Among the skeptical thinkers of the period, the term 'magian' acquired a negative connotation and was associated with tricksters and conjurers. This pejorative meaning survives in the words "magic" and "magician".
In English, the term "magi" is most commonly used in reference to the Gospel of Matthew's "wise men from the East", or "three wise men", though that number does not actually appear in Matthew's account. The plural "magi" entered the English language around 1200, in reference to the Biblical magi of Matthew 2:1. The singular appears considerably later, in the late 14th century, when it was borrowed from Old French in the meaning magician together with magic.

The One World Religion is Unification with God



They say pictures are worth a million words well this is how i describe myself


Dear sages across space and time.. the antz have fucked shit up! all of our work is all fucked up right now I will clean the mess they made of our work... although Im super pissed they fucked it all up! 




Designing the Universe (live)
The Quest is deeper than the answer
Seek Truth to the edges of reality

The Truth of God


This is all all all wrong!

Omg I have to start from scratch! 

The antz have it all wrong!

God what the fuck happend? how did they fuck it all up? 

I have to go through every single religion to "Unify" it back with God.. this is bullshit!

Maitreya did you forget I want you to be the Teacher! 

but fuck setting them all straight is going to take time God! 

YOu have all the time you need!

Fuck!!! ok ok ok lets just start all over! 

The son of God

Dear Christians you are all fucking restarted... God the creator of the mother fucking universe can only have one son? your little ant brains sicken me!

To the Christians



YOu want jesus back? ok fine!

jesus will come back miracles bla bla bla then open a gate to heaven 

Then satan will come and tell you humanity fuck heaven hell is where you want to go

jesus door is really the door to hell 

my door will be the door to make you skip this round and chill while I fuck them!

Why?

Jesus is the only way.. in your arrogance you believe that you are the only true religion on the planet! 

and you are idol worshipper.. you wont accept me to be Jesus just because I dont look like him ok fine 

you are right about one thing the son is the only way to the father but there are many sons bitches! 

muhahaha

To the Christians



YOu want jesus back? ok fine!

jesus will come back miracles bla bla bla then open a gate to heaven 

Then satan will come and tell you humanity fuck heaven hell is where you want to go

jesus door is really the door to hell 

my door will be the door to make you skip this round and chill while I fuck them!

Why?

Jesus is the only way.. in your arrogance you believe that you are the only true religion on the planet! 

and you are idol worshipper.. you wont accept me to be Jesus just because I dont look like him ok fine 

muhahaha

Apocalypse plans: Stargates



Put the world under an ELE threat that is completely hopeless! Then carlos the super genius invents a stargate to another planet! once we all test it! and the world wide exodus starts the gates will not take them into another planet but simply instant death! ...

YOu might think that Im blowing my cover by leading into death but not really.. for every time I resurrect them they will forget the last simulation! muhahahaha! So Im always the hero in my scenarios! only to kill them... lol


Queen: carlos stop toying with their reality! they had enough

NOooooooo! this is too much fun...

Queen: at this rate you will never go to heaven..send one mortal to heaven after this round ok?

Nooooooooooo!

Apocalypse plans: Transformers "God" in disguise



Turn into a massive Transformer and come down to earth super friendly explain to humanity that I designed you and to prove it I placed an encryption {key} in your dna... once humanity accepts that my mark truly is in there dna for it will be.. and accepts me as its creator.. I will destroy them for Believing a lie!


start robot war on earth! Muhahaha 

Msg from God


My entire life the old man has been dropping me hints of my life... some where simply straight in my face...here is one! The passion of the christ was released in america on feb 25... my birthday!

ofcourse I went to see it! on that day... knowing what the old man was doing! over time I will document them all... We fought for years.. carlos you are god

no God im not god stop it!

carlos you are god...

No  God stop it!

carlos you are god

fuck old man leave me alone!

till now... ok ok ok im god! will you leave the fuck alone now..

yes.. thank you for accepting it..

you gave me no choice i was tired of your shit!

Documenting my entire life

My goal right now being the greatest genius ever born is to document every aspect of my life! How the fuck am I so different? am I an alien... its just so weird this also helps me analyze it further... later...



Ultimate Life blogger! ;-)

children and drugs

I was tripping balls one day playing with my friends baby and me and him were both babies then I thought giving him acid... thinking hey wanna join me? thought about it super hard but didnt only because I did not want to give my last hit of lsd!

Why ?

well I was like if im a baby tripping balls where do babies go to?

Apocalypse plans: World wide Mind Fuck



Im going to put lsd in all the worlds water supply ... no no all the worlds liquids... you might not drink water...

and it will be some of that super super dank shit! So if you wake up and have your morning cofee your soo fucked early but if you wait to get to work then your fucked at work... either way.. Ill be laughing my ass off at all the antz! planes will crash trains wont work.. it will be world wide madness ...

Ok ok I need a break again cant stop laughing my self... lol lol
omg carlos chilll stop laughing!

How many licks


How many licks of lsd does it take to get to the {source} of your reality? 

apparently several hundred and you have to start early if you want to get there by 30! 


I cheated by using nootropics :P

Yum yum mind candy! 

ootropics (pronounced /noʊ.ɵˈtrɒpɨks/), also referred to as smart drugsmemory enhancers, and cognitive enhancers, are drugs,supplementsnutraceuticals, and functional foods that are purported to improve mental functions such as cognitionmemoryintelligence,motivationattention, and concentration.[1][2] The word nootropic was coined in 1972[3][4] by the Romanian Dr. Corneliu E. Giurgea, derived from the Greek words νους nous, or "mind," and τρέπειν trepein meaning "to bend/turn". Nootropics are thought to work by altering the availability of the brain's supply of neurochemicals (neurotransmittersenzymes, and hormones), by improving the brain's oxygen supply, or by stimulating nerve growth. However the efficacy of nootropic substances, in most cases, has not been conclusively determined. This is complicated by the difficulty of defining and quantifying cognition and intelligence.


2.0



I graduated high school  with a 2.0 thats why i marked it on my diploma.. after my 5th year had to redo 12th grade! for spending all my time playing chess and tripping on acid! Trust my mom was pissed...  why?
I was busy working on unification! antz! 



and to top it off no college degree! hence why im poor cant get a job worth shit.. but its all good my pets! 

The Root of my Insanity


Solved it in

"Unified" Field theory! is mine antz! muhahaha 

29 years  8 months


Results:

356 months

29.67 years


Unit conversions:

259880 hours

1.559×10^7 minutes

9.356×10^8 seconds

10828 days

I solved it simply for mega lolz

Im soo genius Ive gone Insane! ~ Beautiful Insanity

 

The laugher of maddness does not stop! Im way to much of a celestial joker! 


Why so serious antz? 

tears of joy~

I def look insane to people.. im laughing so hard tears are coming out of my eyes!

I walk around practicing my god life laughing hysterically in public right now...  People look at me weird but I cant help it.... Im in my own universe :D

def look insane

Insanely Genius :P

The Return of Insane Laughter


Laughing so Hard is uncontrollable!

YOur a fucking genius carlos fucking genius! 
Fucking insanely genius! So over the top its fucking amazing! 

Omg I love being me! 

My Riddles

Dear Antz Particleion Is Hacking your Universe (live)

I will give your universe/Mind back to you if you answer my riddles.

Call your answers in!

(305) 735-9490

A) Is your universe real?

B) Are you real?

C) Who currently has {source}?

D) What is {Root}?

When you got the answer email it to

Key.universe@gmail.com

and I will give you back your universe assuming your right ;-)

Rules subject to change but will be posted.

`

! It will be Billions of years till I let you just have it... Till then I urge you try to get your key back.