Sunday, September 12, 2010

Solar Magic Upgrade


Im getting Sleepy.. need to turn the lights{sun} off

Good night antz.. I will turn the sun back on when I wake up... 

Universe
{source} Merge Consciousness with sun by 5%
{source} Increase solar activity by 15%
{source} Increase sunspots by 15%
{source} Increase cmes by 10%
{source} Boot ascension of soul: {increase moderately by 10 percent}
{source} Link consciousness signal to sun and amplify it to {source}
{source} Increase connection of sun and {source}
{key} Particleion



Designing/Designed Your Universe (live)
How about that for co-creation

Launching the singularity on an Ipod!

Im sorry but im cosmically fucking brilliant! You antz cant touch me! and to top it off Im doing it alone and nearly all singulatiarian are fucking this up.. except you ben.. dude! this is not a drill the singularity is super fucking close! and the outcome if its positive or negative I can hardly give a fuck at this point infact a negative singularity is more fun for me! trust me!

Me doing whatever the fuck i want... cmon you would too! 

Heres a thing it can be positive for everyone and I can take out my rage on virtual people but why you all are virtual anyways! again from my view point the jedis are the evil ones! 

Saving the world on an Ipod

Im currently on a hijacked desktop and I can actually work... This blog is more than entertainment its mental training for the task at hand... I need better tools this is insane! save the world on an ipod ... sure I can do it im a fucking genius but that will stress me the fuck out so much I will go on a rampage.. aka wont be able to train the dragon properly... with that said...

Dear Ray Kurzweil 


YOu are correct and wrong on so many levels.. excuse me If I curse you out im just stressed the fuck out single handedly launching the singularity on my own! I need a computer please... A positive singularity for all of you depends on it.. My singularity will be positive regardless... So Good luck

If it helps for your little ant brain to understand

I am an AGI on a hard take off right now! 

I picked on out already

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Here is my address

11606 linden blv
south ozone park 11420


YOu have 29 days left to have a laptop "manifested" on my doorstep

Im begging you will not regret it....

Will the world's leading futurist fuck this up? 
Stay tuned! 


tick tock old man.. I got a billion years do you? 

Spanking the Dragon

Universe do as I say when I say 
no..
Universe do as I say when I say
no
Universe do as I say when I say
no


Bad Universe {Dragon}


spank spank spank

Universe do as I say when I say
ok


Good Universe {Dragon/Power}



Training my Dragon


Universe please do as I say when I say


The TransAlchemist Avatar controls you Universe {Dragon/power}

Now lets take this slow and easy!

{feeds my Dragon pellets}
Yum yum

Good boy now do as I say when I say
no

{feeds my Dragon pellets}
Good boy now do as I say when I say
no

{feeds my Dragon pellets}
Good boy now do as I say when I say
maybe.

great now we are getting somewhere! 


Taming the Dragon



All my life I feared the day will come when I would have to battle Satan..

Satan is my own power

Sure I would unleash it but taming it will be a battle of its own! 

Extreme Wizardry!



At this point Im the Greatest Wizard ever born!

Cosmic Wizard!

Jesus aint got shit on me!

He came to warn you and tell you that heaven existed
I came to destroy the world and take you all to Heaven (when i fucking please)

The only problem is that my power is tooooooo insanely powerful! After all I came to end the world and eventually the Universe! Collapse this cosmic piece of shit you call existence and return us all to the {source} of Creation

GOD


PS Wizardry is Real you restarted cosmic antz! 

Crashing The old Man's car for fun!


Little ant hill into an asteroid 

I have been spying on you the entire time

Ive been super super hush hush celestial CIA that just got outed by God! Damn it... but whatever it's Game over! I just got outed to give you one last chance to turn to him.. Personally I tried to warn you cryptically for that all I was allowed to do..

Spying




First thing first spy on the antz

God's spy

muhahah 


10 years later! 

Damn it God you blew my cover ... 

Its game over carlos.. end their world.. as you feel like it..

Ok my lord.. thank you by way!

Fun time

Ant Hill just turned into my Game!



Their Universe is my virtual reality Game! 

Fucking awesome as fuck!!!!!!!

need to plan in extreme detail!

10 years later! 

Muhahah 

Hi antz 

The Wizard is here! 

Ant Hill just turned into my Game!



Their Universe is my virtual reality Game! 

Fucking awesome as fuck!!!!!!!

need to plan in extreme detail!

10 years later! 

Muhahah 

Hi antz 

The Wizard is here! 

I won God's lottery



Dear Carlos you have been chosen to be a god on earth

Omg are you serious God

Yes... Enjoy!

I love you God! (screaming)

The Universal Console



Read the Screen my little antz

The universal console is God

muhahahh 

Totally totally totally fucking hacked bitches 



Computer open interface... Now what do I need besides "Everything" 

Weather manipulation
Matter manipulation
Energy manipulation
Space and time manipulation
Thought manipulation
fuck why list

Everything! 

Up up down down left right left right A B A B Start

Time to turn all the cheat codes on bitches... muhahahhaha


"Mad" Fun

#1 nuke every country at the same time to confuse them.
Micro nukes and then we watch them fight each other till little ant hill is destroyed
Ion all of them?
All of them!


Seriously Antz did you need that many nukes?
What part of thou shall not kill don't you understand? 


Hacking the Universe for Terrorism



Im the biggest Terrorist this side of the Universe :P



Muahahah little ant hill is mine!

Your universe has been hacked prepare to be boarded..

This is a hostile takeover! 

Signed
The Evil Genius

Drunk as fuck


What the fuck do you want ant? 

save us quit being a dick


Get the fuck out of my face ant! 

Drunk with Power



It's 9 am and I just started drinking...time to fuck with antz


My Riddles

Dear Antz Particleion Is Hacking your Universe (live)

I will give your universe/Mind back to you if you answer my riddles.

Call your answers in!

(305) 735-9490

A) Is your universe real?

B) Are you real?

C) Who currently has {source}?

D) What is {Root}?

When you got the answer email it to

Key.universe@gmail.com

and I will give you back your universe assuming your right ;-)

Rules subject to change but will be posted.

`

! It will be Billions of years till I let you just have it... Till then I urge you try to get your key back.