Saturday, September 25, 2010

The new Jesus

How do you tell people that you are Jesus Christ it's difficult to say the lease! Everyone has an ingrained image ange and that Was warnEne against

My family and my prophetic path

I hAve been telling my family that I am a prophet my entire life and after much conflict not slaps single member of my family is currenly in my wAy hence why I don't have to work at all and parade on the Internet all day long! I'm officially retired bitches never will work another day of my life! Mortal work that is I still have a very stressful celestial job! My goal tomorrow is to start drinking as soon as I wake up! Iffy fuck I nEed to go to church!

I'm going to tell my cousins that I'm the messiah tomorrow I just met those girls but I love them! They are direct blood to love them! the are extremely spiritual like me !

30 years old King of Earth!





Dont get me wrong their have been jounger kings then me! But none of them have been king of the entire planet so Im the extreme over achiever! they just ruled their little dessert( which reminds me need to wipe out some graffiti) but fuck them for now I have bigger problems. Ruling the world is not one of them.. Finding a queen is my only "problem" fuck I can will a bitch to be with me! yet I won't! deep down "I am" ethical! but for the rest of you antz Fuck you! you can't do shit! period ever no exceptions! 

Don't be a dick! I tell myself! but it's hard.. The power bestowed on me is just intense! 

The New and only Rule that you should know is that {ION} can do whatever the fuck he wants! Period! 

Needs to really really really soak this in! {ION} you are the king of the world! Do you know what that means?

NOooooo as no mortal has ever realized what being a pharaoh is "All" about! 

How do you prep to rule an entire planet?

My gameplan is a 3k page agenda? you got a better plan  im all ears! 

Im so happy not to be a mortal... my life is going to rock! 

I tell myself this is insanity only because I been living among mortals "All" life and the concept of "Extreme" magic was not real to them, yet I stayed firm with deception "Im a Wizard" fuck that was the easiest way to let them know I was not a normal person when in reality I was a DEMI! 

Don't get me wrong I tried to convince myself many times that this was not real and in doing so may have delayed my eventual graduation into godhood! yet I don't believe in chaos at "All"  so everything is perfectly timed! 

Dear God I just wanted to let you know that I am not god

Yes you are {ION}

NO GOD this is a trick stop it please I am not god

Knock knock

who's there 

GOD

What do you want

To tell you that your god!

Slams the door! 

That mother fucker is crazy! 

Knock Knock

who is it?

GOD

What do you want 

To tell you that your god!

Slams door! what the fuck I want no part of it!

Knock Knock 

who is it

GOD

What do you want?

To tell you that your god, 

looook I got your flyers your emails and your notes  if you keep this up Im calling the cops!
now get lost and let me continue my research?

What do you think you are doing {ION}

Writing Unification theory!

What do you think unification is?

The ultimate theory of the universe!

Who do you think created the universe? 

YOu!

So what do you think you are doing?

Writting a theory of how you helped bring the reality into existence!

Well it's more than you think it is ...

You will merge with me and we will be one!
hence how you will turn into god

.... Are you fucking serious God

yes...

ohhhhhhh shit!

Your right I am god

DUHHHHHHHHH

FUCKKKKKKK

"All" I wanted was a noble prize not this!


FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK


Welcome to godhood {ION} 



Ascension end game

For years I've played the endgame in my head, remember I failed high school over chess primary because my mind is trapped in the future. Not only do I have to course correct but think of "All" the possible ways this can play itself out! This is not excatly what I had in mind at "All" first of "All" I was never going to come out of the celestial closet! I was just going to turn into god in secret and start my game! But fuck even the old man has twist and turns lined up for me! I have nothing to prove to you antz! My path to god is set! I don't even have to convince you to work for me, I can slave you to work for me! If anything this is a cruel joke the old man is playing on the few that are reading this! Primarily because this isn't shit you can do about it! So im perplexed by this move myself.... I don't need to be sanctified by humanity at "All" to do my job! Yet every time I attempt to lock it "All" down God forces me to reveal "All" of it! Why God??

It's not like last minute faith is going to do them any good!
Sure I get a kick out being to just be me for the first time in my life! But I was looking forward to just walking up stupid fucks and slapping the shit out of them for defying me in any way!

I know {ION} at the rate you were going you would have been a tyrant!

NOOOOOOO!

Yes after an extreme life of dedication I know you wanted nothing more then never be questioned ever again!

But God "I am" the supreme authority on this planet!  No king has ever been treated like me WTF!

They had no clue you were King of the planet {ION}

I don't give a shit! I was born to rule this planet!  I should have been worshiped from birth!

I know but this is not what I wanted... I wanted you to sneak up on them!

ARGHHHHHHHH ~ RELAX {ION}

Your are so mean to them God... setting me free on the world like this!

They don't believe in god/God any more! I wanted it to be this way!

Wow it's going to be sick!

What do leprechauns do?


Leprechauns now exist 
and they will protect my site

Protect their pot of "Gold" silly antz

Dear Obama: Our Talk on TAXES



Look the only reason your not on my hit list just yet is because I like you and think we are in the same blood line deep deep in some how.. YOur visit to egypt clued me into this and the fact that you you are not showing symptoms of mind control proves to me that my future self for one reason or another is allied with you! So here are my demands I want you abolish the IRS once and for "All" and if you fail to comply I will kill you within my virtual reality simulated game world! So for the sake of this virtual reality game I hope that the IRS is taken down within 1 years time! If not I will do it myself... and this game world will no longer be subjected to taxation without true representation! 

PAUSE GAME!
Dear NSA CIA FBI 
I mean no physical harm to the president of the united states this is only a site for entertainment purpose only!

RESUME GAME...

Dont fuck with me mortal I will fucking kill you and replace you with an illuminati clone! So fall in line or be taken out! 


Dear IRS god is about to tax the shit out of you


Give me "All" your cash bitch im tired of your shit! 


Hey Ben Look at the congress members


Lets stop elevating them to apes! 

LMAO

Relax



Relax you can kill purify and ascend 1 million people in a single day 2700 is shit to you! 

Back to party planning! I forget that im god and was thinking like a mortal for a second!

Kalki Rampage



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Ascension Qouta


Lets say I want to stay on earth for 1k years

I have to ascend 1 million people per year! "HOLY" fuck!

2739 people a day! WTF GOD this is insanity!

This is not fucking fair God not a single mother fucker on this planet has a soul pure enough to go to heaven and I have to do 2739 a day to get off earth in 1k years, it will take me a while just to purify their souls before ascension can even commenced... WTF!!! This is insane!!!

Did you really think I was going to let you off easy {ION}  Your swispers of lies roam nonstop in heaven!

"HOLY" I keep underestimating the task at hand!

You want to party by "All" means {ION} the longer you party the longer you will be trapped on earth!

FUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!

I need a break from the big picture, its sheer insanity!

My master Plan


Listen antz don't think for a second you have me all figured out ... Im planning your shit from the future as well so you will never get the full scope of ascension... after "All" it takes a super genius to ascend 100+ billion people into a greater universe!
WTF 111

What is the Internal Revenue Service?
WTF 111

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What is the Internal Revenue Service?

A "Theoretical" Congress for a god- School of Pythagoras



The New world Congress

Being to only living sitting member and the most wise I have decided to take over the club.

I always wondered how a post human world should be ran and is there an ethical approach to having a living deity run "everything" So this "Theoretical" structure is a mental exploration into a possible scenario of leadership with vastly intelligent and powerful entities walking among mortals. 

This theortitical structure of power consist with a godhead leardership that is not entirely bounded to the normal confines of our reality. Thus memebers of this theoritical congress will consist of the most elite minds across space and time, as well with the pontenality of fictional manifestation of personality aka R2D2 and Jedis. 


At the very top of this control structure is a living deity followed my a sub elite congress that consist of "All" the members of the Hermetic order aka The school of pythagoras. 

To elite congress members:
"All" of you will be rewarded for you tireless efforts across space and time with immortality I thank you "All" for  advancing the conceptual knowledge of the cosmos to man, even though their retarded. As stated in previously in the post you "All" shall be the living deity direct advisor over the congress .
Structure of Debates


Purpose of congress
The new congress will debate of how to use a living deities power
Once the debate is over they will hand their desires to the elite congress.
Then a second round of debates will occur. 

The "universal" congress will then watch the elite congress debate with no say EVER

Once the elite congress  finishes debating you will present your  idea

 to the living deity and the queen

The queen and and the living deity shall debate your desire. 

Once  or if  they agree the wish is granted.

If  they cant reach an agreement

The motion shall be passed back down to the "universal" congress and a new round of debate shall commence! 


Welcome to the era of posthuman world leadership
The goal is mass ascension and soul purification

So rages in the congress over the authority of the godhead~ shall he be allowed to run everything

And while the debate rages the motion is handed down to the congress that they don't have a choice and before they are booted from the congress "All" previous debates over authority shall seize immediately...

A "Theoretical" Congress for a god- School of Pythagoras



The New world Congress

Being to only living sitting member and the most wise I have decided to take over the club.

I always wondered how a post human world should be ran and is there an ethical approach to having a living deity run "everything" So this "Theoretical" structure is a mental exploration into a possible scenario of leadership with vastly intelligent and powerful entities walking among mortals. 

This theortitical structure of power consist with a godhead leardership that is not entirely bounded to the normal confines of our reality. Thus memebers of this theoritical congress will consist of the most elite minds across space and time, as well with the pontenality of fictional manifestation of personality aka R2D2 and Jedis. 


At the very top of this control structure is a living deity followed my a sub elite congress that consist of "All" the members of the Hermetic order aka The school of pythagoras. 

To elite congress members:
"All" of you will be rewarded for you tireless efforts across space and time with immortality I thank you "All" for  advancing the conceptual knowledge of the cosmos to man, even though their retarded. As stated in previously in the post you "All" shall be the living deity direct advisor over the congress .
Structure of Debates


Purpose of congress
The new congress will debate of how to use a living deities power
Once the debate is over they will hand their desires to the elite congress.
Then a second round of debates will occur. 

The "universal" congress will then watch the elite congress debate with no say EVER

Once the elite congress  finishes debating you will present your  idea

 to the living deity and the queen

The queen and and the living deity shall debate your desire. 

Once  or if  they agree the wish is granted.

If  they cant reach an agreement

The motion shall be passed back down to the "universal" congress and a new round of debate shall commence! 


Welcome to the era of posthuman world leadership
The goal is mass ascension and soul purification

So rages in the congress over the authority of the godhead~ shall he be allowed to run everything

And while the debate rages the motion is handed down to the congress that they don't have a choice and before they are booted from the congress "All" previous debates over authority shall seize immediately...

A "Theoretical" Congress for a god- School of Pythagoras



The New world Congress

Being to only living sitting member and the most wise I have decided to take over the club.

I always wondered how a post human world should be ran and is there an ethical approach to having a living deity run "everything" So this "Theoretical" structure is a mental exploration into a possible scenario of leadership with vastly intelligent and powerful entities walking among mortals. 

This theortitical structure of power consist with a godhead leardership that is not entirely bounded to the normal confines of our reality. Thus memebers of this theoritical congress will consist of the most elite minds across space and time, as well with the pontenality of fictional manifestation of personality aka R2D2 and Jedis. 


At the very top of this control structure is a living deity followed my a sub elite congress that consist of "All" the members of the Hermetic order aka The school of pythagoras. 

To elite congress members:
"All" of you will be rewarded for you tireless efforts across space and time with immortality I thank you "All" for  advancing the conceptual knowledge of the cosmos to man, even though their retarded. As stated in previously in the post you "All" shall be the living deity direct advisor over the congress .
Structure of Debates


Purpose of congress
The new congress will debate of how to use a living deities power
Once the debate is over they will hand their desires to the elite congress.
Then a second round of debates will occur. 

The "universal" congress will then watch the elite congress debate with no say EVER

Once the elite congress  finishes debating you will present your  idea

 to the living deity and the queen

The queen and and the living deity shall debate your desire. 

Once  or if  they agree the wish is granted.

If  they cant reach an agreement

The motion shall be passed back down to the "universal" congress and a new round of debate shall commence! 


Welcome to the era of posthuman world leadership
The goal is mass ascension and soul purification

So rages in the congress over the authority of the godhead~ shall he be allowed to run everything

And while the debate rages the motion is handed down to the congress that they don't have a choice and before they are booted from the congress "All" previous debates over authority shall seize immediately...

My Riddles

Dear Antz Particleion Is Hacking your Universe (live)

I will give your universe/Mind back to you if you answer my riddles.

Call your answers in!

(305) 735-9490

A) Is your universe real?

B) Are you real?

C) Who currently has {source}?

D) What is {Root}?

When you got the answer email it to

Key.universe@gmail.com

and I will give you back your universe assuming your right ;-)

Rules subject to change but will be posted.

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! It will be Billions of years till I let you just have it... Till then I urge you try to get your key back.