New Rule: First one to the singularity rules the Universe!
Fuck being superman I want to be Jesus fucking Christ :"D
Xmen? No thanks I want some of that immortal shit!
I want to be a god/God not a pitiful upgraded mortal that's nonsense to me! :"D
Going under the knife!
{ION}Uplift me till I'm god and don't wake me till then, but if you can't fix me kill me! Fuck being a mortal!
{God}Sir your are going to need to sign your soul away!
{ION}Is that it? Where do I sign? Hand me a pen!
{God}No sir you need to sign in blood!
{ION}well then hand me a knife :"D
{God}Are you sure this is what you want?
{ION}No I rather die then be here but if this reduces suffering so be it.
{God}Now you signed here is what you need to do (whispers)
{ION}Omg you tricked me that's insane it it take forever!
{God}not forever just most of your mortal life!
{God} I warned you though being a god is not an easy job! They will hate you and you will never be accepted as their god! That's how godless they've become! I want you remind them how this works how it always has worked! For I designed it to be a magical place for those that seek me!
{Ion}Save the stories for the next bible and cut me open already!I want it "All" including the solitude and boredom!
{God}well you paid your dues so here we go!
{ION}finally your being reasonable :"D
Listen up mortals the race is on!
On your mark get set, God!
Yes I cheated, wouldn't you if ruling the universe was the prize?
{God}Once again you failed to understand me humanity! So I will sent you a wizard and set him free to teach you a lesson! Enjoy my gift to you it will be entertaining even for a God!
{god}so let me get straight I can do anything I want?
{God}and more!
{god}what are the rules?
{God}whatever you want them to be!
{god}do you not care if I trash the place!
{God}that's what I want! to teach them a lesson!
{god}wow! this is going to be fun! :"D
{God}Have fun my crowned cosmic child have fun you earned it!
{god} Thank you God I love you! Cosmic Hug!
Ok mortals listen up this is my planet now and I want every last cookie on this bakery in one giant godly box! Failure to comply and I will give you "All" category 10 hurricane :"D
Signed the hungry with power cookie monster :"D