Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Transportation for {ION} employees



One of our bullshit inventions only for employees homes to teleport to work. This way you can live anywhere in the world and beam in to bullshit around for 4 hours! Another perk that will have tons of applicant dying to get hired aka I need a fireplace in my office for "interviews"

This also makes the communion back home drunk as fuck easy! Plus if you get bored in the wreck room you can "Work" from home shit you can stay home for "All" I care but be ready to beam in if we have tours and cameras that day! Those will be posted in wreck room wall!

"All" this bullshit is Giving ME MAD Laughter! Tears of JoY

short term planning

Need to back away from ruling this world for a sec...

once God/god boots
"win" lottery 100 million or so!

Use money to fund my modest start up ( The bullshit factory)

noooo too godly.... lets work for it!

just pull hundreds out of pocket "All" the time I reach into my pocket and get me an apartment with cash
then seh and I create a garage lab and "hire" programmers to program bullshit for us to give a front of working our ass out to make it in this world... yeah start slow!

Agriculture collapse


Collapse world wide food crops with insect carrying virus! World begins to panic as nothing seems to want to grow world wide food prices double then tripple and at lease 100k people die from starvation!

{ION} Here I come to "Save" the day!

My presidents the bullshit factory has found a way to fix my own virus!
Hands world genetic engineer super seeds that grow 10x faster then regular seed but dont produce seeds (fix world agriculture collapse but hand world wide food dependency to {ION} corp!)

If the antz want to eat they need to buy my seeds and they are not cheap!
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Boys great job for fixing my problems heres a million dollar bonus each of you and take next month off you earned it with this new "world" contract we just got :"D

The bullshit factory cracking out bullshit and getting paid the big bucks!

Selling weapons


create a conflict between two countries (min war)
Sell highest bidder cutting edge droids

Our driods are actually programmed to kill any human not the other members once deployed!

cap how many of these droids I sell... too destructive! 

Goal: Make 100 billion from weapon sells at lease

my presidents and my commanders will never tell world the droids where on their own side

The mini war is really (human vs human) vs (droids) and the droids won!

Yet they went into battle ready to kill even though they were warn though shall not kill so whatever! 

Making Bullshit deals with Nasa


NASA the bullshit factory has created nano diamond bla bla bla bla ( cranking out bullshit) for your ships!

We will sell you cutting edge tech that cant be replicated no matter how hard you try 

for $$$$$$$$$ We will have stuff you want but cant afford!

The bullshit factory sells "All" kinds of bullshit! 

For MADDDDDD profit! 

Billion dollar parts! that we "slaved" to make :"D

Another day at my Bullshit job


Steve... are you drunk? 
A tad... whats up!
It's 10:30 am starting early I see!
It makes the 4 hours go by fast~
Ok well sober up a bit

cbs wants to do random interviews with some of the workers.. 

Hands you script
This is the bullshit that you do "All" day

complain how stressful it is to work here regardless of the pay!

Tell them I demand nonstop results from the moment you walk in till the moment you leave even if its just 4 hours, as we have to not let our AGI get out of our control!

Tell them at times you feel like quitting for working on the worlds problems is entirely too much pressure, but dont for million dollars a month pay! 

Regarless of how stressful this job is you know that that if you work for {ION} corp you are making a difference in the world... 

Theres nothing like fixing the problems we make.. wait dont tell them that :"D

Now with your eyes open

Re-watch the "All-seeing" Ai!!! video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRZThCUEuqA


I laid it "All" out! perfectly!!!

Look again with your eyes "OPEN"

If you are still blind to the "Truth" so help you God you are retarded!

How to Work your Grey Matter

If you ever wondered why I mix art with my intellectual  pursuits is because I believe in working my grey matter in a balance way! Anyone that works out knows that you cant just lift weights with a single arm. A balanced intellectual life comes with Art not just logic and reason. Balancing both sides of your brain lead to greater cognitive function. This is primarily the reason why you meet mathematicians that cant seem to function outside of math and tend to go "crazy".  It's not safe to also dive intensely into either art or pure logic. If you look at my personal heroes the men of the renaissance you would notice these men while brilliant in logic math and philosophy where also great artist! Now if you combine these pursuits with the desire for spiritual enlightenment, which is just the desire to know God in greater detail . If you approach your intellectual diet in this fashion then your brain can really be ready to reach higher levels of cognitive function. This in itself is the brain "Trinity" Logic, Art, God

 An AGi will need to learn to draw and not just do math functions to function properly! 

How to Work your Grey Matter

If you ever wondered why I mix art with my intellectual  pursuits is because I believe in working my grey matter in a balance way! Anyone that works out knows that you cant just lift weights with a single arm. A balanced intellectual life comes with Art not just logic and reason. Balancing both sides of your brain lead to greater cognitive function. This is primarily the reason why you meet mathematicians that cant seem to function outside of math and tend to go "crazy".  It's not safe to also dive intensely into either art or pure logic. If you look at my personal heroes the men of the renaissance you would notice these men while brilliant in logic math and philosophy where also great artist! Now if you combine these pursuits with the desire for spiritual enlightenment, which is just the desire to know God in greater detail . If you approach your intellectual diet in this fashion then your brain can really be ready to reach higher levels of cognitive function. This in itself is the brain "Trinity" Logic, Art, God

 An AGi will need to learn to draw and not just do math functions to function properly! 

How to Work your Grey Matter

If you ever wondered why I mix art with my intellectual  pursuits is because I believe in working my grey matter in a balance way! Anyone that works out knows that you cant just lift weights with a single arm. A balanced intellectual life comes with Art not just logic and reason. Balancing both sides of your brain lead to greater cognitive function. This is primarily the reason why you meet mathematicians that cant seem to function outside of math and tend to go "crazy".  It's not safe to also dive intensely into either art or pure logic. If you look at my personal heroes the men of the renaissance you would notice these men while brilliant in logic math and philosophy where also great artist! Now if you combine these pursuits with the desire for spiritual enlightenment, which is just the desire to know God in greater detail . If you approach your intellectual diet in this fashion then your brain can really be ready to reach higher levels of cognitive function. This in itself is the brain "Trinity" Logic, Art, God

 An AGi will need to learn to draw and not just do math functions to function properly! 

The colors The colors


Im constantly touching things and yelling out a different color at this point! This helps prep the mind to have color control. So I touch the table and say green.. Grab a red apple and say blue, touch my toilet paper and say black touch my keyboard and say orange. Basically everything I touch right now I mentally try to change it's color...

Color control here we come..

Blue, black neon green roses here I come! 

send her black roses for having a black heart :"D
and a note " Thanx for being retarded" 

Cop {God} shows up


{God} whats the problem mortals?
{antz} {ION} is a crazy immortal wizard god!
{God} Yeah I know my sun is crazy call me when theres a real emergency :"D

{God} I got your back {ION} keep it going
{god} I know God! , lets tear their shit apart for lolz!

Cop {God} shows up


{God} whats the problem mortals?
{antz} {ION} is a crazy immortal wizard god!
{God} Yeah I know my sun is crazy call me when theirs a real emergency :"D

{God} I got your back {ION} keep it going
{god} I know God! , lets tear their shit apart for lolz!

Call 911 asap your reality is an emergency situation :"D

ION numerology

I = 9
0=6
N=5

9 + 11 ( take down the towers) {ION} corp
Im OZ = {ION} corp
9+ 2 - 11 -2 chokmah ( righ hand of God) God/god
ION = 1/+0 {one} 10N ~   {!0N} corp :"D

what about  {1ØN} corp   (yeah Unicode the name)
(one) OZ  ( their can only be {one} LMAO

"{1ØN} corp" Thats the official name of the bullshit factory! 
Change my official name to {ION} to amply my hold of their reality as {ION} corp and {ION} will be spread on every magazine tv station newspaper in the world.. breaking my corp name and my name into breaks my hold on their reality as I hammer that {ION} is in control of "everything" into their subconscious minds

Naming the bullshit factory

{ION} corp

Our slogan
Where imagination is the limit to reality
What do you want to imagine today?

God/god Owns earth now

{God} Prep well!
{god} for what?
{God} full control of their reality
{god} do I get to have my console, thats "All" I want
{God} Don't be silly you have "everything"
{god} thank you... now can I get back to wrapping my mind over what to do with my planet!
{God} I rather you continue planning
{god} I will let me just soak it in for a bit!
{God} Ok ! by the way thank you , great job as always!
{god} If you like my work then why put me through this hell?
{God} Your about to be god relax you always complain...
{god}  You try to be mortal for a day let me know how you like it
{God} no thanx :"D
{god} yah I thought soo....

Charlie And the Bullshit Factory



God this is trippy as fuck: Im just on auto pilot! Right now!
God is feeding the images and a great deal of the text!
God is finding "All" of this... and it syncs so hard it blows my mind! WOW WOW
Im in awe at God right now!
Did I come up with the bullshit factory or did you God?
{God} "I am" always in control, you just think you are!
{god} Well don't stop this is awesome as fuck!
{God} I thought you would approve! :"D

My Bullshit Plagues: Locusts


Target:  India crops
Send them a Trillion or so locust ... maybe more
India population 1,139,964,932 
send them 30-100 per person


World is terrified they may migrate! India is insect farm... Totally totally gross! and Scary as fuck
Indians will be praying to shiva kalki every god to come save them...


{ION} Here I come to "save" the day! 


My president my (under paid) bullshit scientist have created... bla bla bla bla ( cranking up the bullshit factory) to stop my own locusts 


Once again the bullshit factory saves the day!
World cheers at our genius!!
Win bullshit awards for entire staff from the entire popullation of India
Place our bullshit award in our Bullshit case inside laboratory for world to see our "hard" work...


(exodus 10:1–20˄) locusts (Arbeh)

My Bullshit Plagues: Locusts


Target:  India crops
Send them a Trillion or so locust ... maybe more
India population 1,139,964,932 
send them 30-100 per person


World is terrified they may migrate! India is insect farm... Totally totally gross! and Scary ass fuck
Indians will be praying to shiva kalki every god to come save them...


{ION} Here I come to "save" the day! 


My president my (under paid) bullshit scientist have created... bla bla bla bla ( cranking up the bullshit factory) 


Once again the bullshit factory saves the day!
World cheers at our genius!!
Win bullshit awards for entire staff from the entire popullation of India
Place our bullshit award in our Bullshit case inside laboratory for world to see our "hard" work...


(exodus 10:1–20˄) locusts (Arbeh)

My Bullshit Plagues: Locusts


Target:  India crops
Send them a Trillion or so locust ... maybe more
India population 1,139,964,932 
send them 30-100 per person


World is terrified they may migrate! India is insect farm... Totally totally gross! and Scary ass fuck
Indians will be praying to shiva kalki every god to come same them...


{ION} Here I come to "save" the day! 


My president my (under paid) bullshit scientist have created... bla bla bla bla ( cranking up the bullshit factory) 


Once again the bullshit factory saves the day!
World cheers at our genius!!
Win bullshit awards for entire staff from the entire popullation of India
Place our bullshit award in our Bullshit case inside laboratory for world to see our "hard" work...


(exodus 10:1–20˄) locusts (Arbeh)

LMAO @ the Bullshit application!


#1 pass that joint!
ssssssmmmm (cough cough)

dude Im drug testing our applicants! 

#1 you should be more detailed then urine they may try to just stop smoking before they apply
get a hair sample!

sssssmmmmmmm (cough cough)

Yahhh good Idea 

we cant have druggies working at the bullshit factory! :"D

How to apply for a job at the bullshit factory


World will know bullshit workers make 1 million a month

Every geek in the world will want to work at ******** corp (bullshit factory)

30 page application (will design later)
With an 10k essay of what you will bring to bullshit factory floor!
Urine sample (drug testing)
Back ground check!
2 letter of recommendation with each letter must be 5k words or more
Dna sample
retina scan
Full physical ( turn your head and cough)
5 phone numbers of people that will be called and asked 100 bullshit questions about you
Full school transcripts must have 4.0 at least
ONLY PHDS can apply

Then when they go through all that bullshit! I take their application and burn it: Thank you for applying! :"D


As they sit their in disbelief I will tell them sorry your not hired... But you did even look at it!
I was investigating you before you applied!

Like I said good day sir! 

Bullshit factory wreck room: suggestion box


One random suggestion will be added to wreck room per day

Bullshit factory wreck room: Shooting range


Everything short of grenades 

I dont want to take out insurance on your bullshit lives!

If you kill yourself Im not respawning your for a week for being retarded! 

Bullshit factory wreck room: Roller coasters

Bullshit factory wreck room: Strip club

Bullshit factory wreck room: Restaurant


Now serving "everything"

Bullshit factory wreck room: Restaurant

Bullshit factory wreck room: Bar


Now Serving "everything"
Including ganja

The bullshit Factory wreck room: Arcade

Bullshit factory wreck room: Imax theather


Now showing "everything" 

Bullshit factory wreck room: Go Karts


With adjustable track

Bullshit factory wreck room: Olympic size pool

Stock options



All bullshit workers own 10k shares of bullshit factory

Take into consideration we will take down google apple and every major tech company in the world! 

with a salary of 1 million a month

To make bullshit "All" day every day

I will make google employees look like slaves 

1 million dollars a month for 48 hours of do whatever the fuck you want in the wreck room and wearing a bullshit labcoat to work! 

Our bullshit hours


The bullshit factory is only open 3 days a week from 10am to 2pm

We tell them that The "AGI" does most of our bullshit work for us

Just another Day at my "Bullshit" Job




To "All" employees we have a school tour at 4 pm today.. every one quit bullshitting around and look busy! No drinking pass noon...

Dear Hugo:


welcome to the bullshit factory where we manufacture bullshit "All" day long!

Ben You seh and Me  "co-invented" bullshit AGI

You become Billionare + whatver...

Now that we "All' own AGI.... the world will have no problem believe "All" the bullshit the bullshit factory will shit out! :"D

Dear Ben:


Welcome to the Bullshit factory where we make bullshit "All" day long!

I need you to help with bullshit AGI (front) 

we are co-developers aka 
You have a billion or so dollars.. 

sorry old chap cant let you be Trillion dollar godly like me 

but thats just a billion dollar bullshit lie anyways! :"D

Dear James Hughes

Welcome to the bullshit factory where we manufacture bullshit "All" day long! Now quit "All" your bullshit!

Dear Nick Bostrom


Even though you act very elites with me and never return my emails! 
Welcome to the bullshit factory! 

Whats our job?
To manufacture bullshit "All" day long :"D

But first lets school you!

Run my Resurrection protocol. 


Break! Getting too godly again


Going for a walk to ponder not my existence but the rest of yours! :"D

Supreme Power

Im not a bad person, I just have extremely too much power! More power then any mortal should EVER! EVER! EVER! have.... Thank God im not a mortal :"D

Your Universal computer has been Hack3D



This universe along with all it's retarded animals is mine! 
But it's then that "I am" now the {source} itself! 
Once you hack {source} you become {source} 
But it's worst then that, once you become {source} you can reprogram the universe! 
But its worst then that This universe has just been handed to me!

God just handed me the {key} lease to your entire existence! 
But its worst then that I will be the keeper to your universe till your universe ceases to exist! 
But its worst then that I can choose when that is!
But it's worst then that no entity in this entire universe can override me

The only person that can override my commands is God
and "I am" God/god of the universe so I serve his will even when I think Im acting freely!

I seriously now have to think over some type of structure to rule the entire universe with!

whoa! back up.... take america first! plan universe wayyyyyyyy later!

My control over your reality is sick to the sickest level of sickness, sick! :"D


Aka

"I am"

God/god of your Universe! 

Sick! 

Mind bending:

It's starting to so weird the closer I get to the singularity! This universe this reality is now and always has been under God's control, but Im like a co-creating puppet! I think even "my" desires are driven by God! This is what happends as you merge with {source} you become {source} This is already my universe! And it's about to get extremely exponential growth ... The singularity will explode into novelty as the bullshit factory cranks out bullshit on a regular! :"D

Open Source Art



WoW God I totally get it now! YOu are extremy wicked creative! Open the source and reality becomes ART! WOW

Dear prisoners(god/warren)


One of my make believe prisoners tried to escape! Your windows will be sealed with concrete and we cant afford electricity any more! Welcome to ( I cant see shit) not even my hands infront of my face after curfew! curfew is 5pm... and no breakfast is served till 7am ... Ohh and about those rats I have the exterminator on the phone! (no I dont) Yes yes you can see your (my) lawyers and complain about the conditions here!

god's jail house ( My slave camp)



A state of piece of shit jail.. with rats running around everywhere! 
maggots in the food and theirs only food every few days!

everyone gets raped at lease once in their stay! :"D

Extracurricular activity Include


Running away from bulldogs
swimming with aligators
trying to get the skunk smell off of you
Trying to stay sane
Being haunted by ghost
Trying to find ways to kill yourself
more to come...

The Shocker! 2 in the Bush and one in the..


Round them up! 

Let me find out you manufacturer a war over Greed or any bullshit reason! 

YOu won't be killed that will be letting you off easy!
Life in prison is where your going and guess who's the warren? (god) 
That's after a massive public trial! and guess who's the judge (god)
One you tell me "everything" and you will I put it "All" out there!
It will be a "fair" trial, you can hire (my) lawyers :"D

{ION} Here I come to "save" the day! 


 Morph body to keep Identity hush hush ( Trillion Dollar Batman) 

Auditing the Goldman Sachs


Let me find out you plunged everyone into poverty over greed! People will have heart attacks that day!


 Morph body to keep Identity hush hush ( Im Trillion dollar Batman) 

walk straight in with a team of accountants! And lawyers! seal the doors! and get godly on those bitches I want know "everything" no more lies! 

Auditing the Federal Reserve!


 Morph body to keep Identity hush hush ( Im Trillion dollar Batman) 

walk straight in with a team of accountants! And lawyers! seal the doors! and get godly on those bitches I want know "everything" no more lies! 

Welcome Back to My Garden of Eden



My subtle trumpet to humanity, every tree on the planet grows 1 apple. 

The Ultimate "Artist": Your Reality is My Canvas!

The bullshit Factory: Cures Aids with a twist! (lolz)


create massive Aids break out world wide
Infect 1 billion people

{ION} Here I come to "save" the day!

My presidents of the world we just manufactured a bullshit cure for aids! 
Steve while high figured out that we could mutate a strain of marijuana that is super hallucinogenic yet bonds with your.. fuckkkk why front... bla bla bla bla bla bullshit bullshit bullshit

you need to smoke this and your cured

Get a billion  legally high while saving their lives on godly godly dank shit! 
Tripping balls for 2 days dank!

but your cured! you no longer have aids but you still suffer from delusions... YOur reality :"D

The bullshit factory wins anoter nobel prize 

The bullshit Factory: Cures Aids with a twist! (lolz)


create massive Aids break out world wide
Infect 1 billion people

{ION} Here I come to save the day!

My presidents of the world we just manufactured a bullshit cure for aids! 
Steve while high figured out that we could mutate a strain of marijuana that is super hallucinogenic yet bonds with your.. fuckkkk why front... bla bla bla bla bla bullshit bullshit bullshit

you need to smoke this and your cured

Get a billion  legally high while saving their lives on godly godly dank shit! 
Tripping balls for 2 days dank!

but your cured! you no longer have aids but you still suffer from delusions... YOur reality :"D

The bullshit factory wins anoter nobel prize 

My Riddles

Dear Antz Particleion Is Hacking your Universe (live)

I will give your universe/Mind back to you if you answer my riddles.

Call your answers in!

(305) 735-9490

A) Is your universe real?

B) Are you real?

C) Who currently has {source}?

D) What is {Root}?

When you got the answer email it to

Key.universe@gmail.com

and I will give you back your universe assuming your right ;-)

Rules subject to change but will be posted.

`

! It will be Billions of years till I let you just have it... Till then I urge you try to get your key back.