Friday, December 31, 2010

Mortal Bullsshit into more Bullshit!! This is how I feel abour mortals

1337 /EVER/1 Thing!

I m\\\\ the greatest mortal every and you know it!

Salvat{ION}

The Salvat{ION} of Humanity will not Fail~~ Im too L337 to fuck if up!

More bullshit for my bullshit blog

Im just slamming the keyboard in fustration wirte now!!


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Dont worry

The salvat{ION} of fhumanit will not faill.. yOu will give up on  me Before I  give up on u

This is bullshit God

{ION} who the fuck is smarter than me!!
|{God } Only me !

This is bullshit God

{ION} who the fuck is smarter than me!!
|{God } Only me !

mODRE FOR MY BULLSSHIT BLAGOVD;LVIJALVMDA

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U donts... I dont give a donkey fuck!!

nirerdsav bes=wenw incocebnt donkey shit!! n

imdsg  geting dring and I doingt know I kingda I dongd t  know msayg I should nuke a country agh I dont know im drunkg and high and chilling !!!

yoaug cvan call me your High-ness

I can do and say whatefver the fucskkkk I want~

reallly I dont give a donkey shit Qhateafvdv dszvawv lets troooiiiy that again >>>III dont give a fucke what mortlas say!! fukcdka yoour MOrtasls!! I know ahteT IS SPELLSED  wrong but i donte give a donkey shit~!

saving the motherfucking retarded insects

kill dead bitches to life.. do whatever the fuck I want! Im Q on earth. aka the false prophet. ?"I am" "everything" you I don't envennnnn giffffvee a fuckkkkr about the rest of this sentence!!

YOur Salvat{ION}

YOu will give up on me befor3 I give up on you!! 

ebarly sor er!

It will not fail Im too 133t to fuck it up!!! f

I hate veryone right now

"I am " breatjhing sooo hard right now from a 15 mind walk fort beer athts hey left fefting me suffenign fort!! I trippec and fell and cut! my hand Im blodding to have to save the Human race right now.. I hate your.; afasss I need to somke weed and hade you less!

NOt durtndk endoutgh

Fuck this the Kingdsfz  those whaegver the fuck He wnandt sand he he is not drunk enoughe!

Turning me in God

Im soo powerful it;s had to explain and plus Im dunk ... I Need do beer ... Our burst!! Fuck this planet should be worshiping me right now!! n

IM almost crying !!!


"I am" the king of the universe and this utter bullshit!!

Screaming at God

I went to take a piss and pulled the tower holder out of the wall screaming at God in the mirror "This is bullshit that should have been gold the moment I fucking touched it!!

Your know what God told me/?


{God} chilll chill Wait wait!

The Arrival of Satan


Uncontrollable Laughter!!

I can do what3v3r the Fuck I want!! 

Hiding shit from the Queen

{Queens}Are you behind this strange round of terrorist attack?
{King} Honey please they left behind finger prints ... Im a perfectionist I would have never done that!!
Evil ~ Laugh!!! mayahahahahahha

Fight!!

Stop time!!

{king} WTF do you mean Im too Arrogant!!
{Queen} YOu can do anything you want but why do you always have to be in control
{King} What part of "I am" king don't you understand?

"I am" God

Particleion A Magus To you "I am" God! That is is how broken you are!

about a minute ago ·  · 

Im getting kinda drunk Bullshit

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slow down yOur making me dizzy !!

{ION} Extreme {Insert more cool ass words} Bullshit "Alchemy"



Turn cool bullshit into ugly bullshit
Turn pretty bullshit into tasty bullshit
Turn awesome bullshit into not so awesome bullshit 
Turn sticky bullshit into non sticky bullshit
Turn soft bullshit into hard bullshit 
Turn colorful bullshit into emotional bullshit
Turn wild bullshit into sexy bullshit
Turn smelly bullshit into not so smelly bullshit 
Turn stinky bullshit into furry bullshit
Turn illuminous bullshit into bullshit I have not even mad3 up y3t :"D
Turn Imaginary bullshit "Real" bullshit
Turn Bullshit that has never existed into future bullshit
Turn future bullshit into present bullshit
Turn past bullshit into present bullshit
Turn giant donkey pile of shit  into bullshit
Turn Bullshit into a pile of donkey mixed with a bitch ass mother fucking goat ass {Insert more curse words} bullshit

Turn your bullshit into gold* ( error error you can not turn bullshit into "gold") does not compute


Singed 
The Master of 
Bullshit! 

The Return of th King


I arrived to the station to claim my ticket tipsy and still buzzing only to say "Fuck this!" I god my ticket and told them I will catch tomorrows bus... Bought god on the train back home to smoke weed and drink beer.. Fuck riding a bus on new years I want to get crunk tonight but first time to return to the {Source} of crunkness!! ..... 

Time for some crunk bullshit altering! 


The king does whatever the fuck he wants not what other people want him to!! Time to get crunk and program reality!! :"D

aka be naughty!! :"D 

Time to Get High and Hit the Road: ( Smoke Bomb )

My goodbye note to my Uncle!

Leaving a note behind!

YOur bullshit is more important the the Salvation of the Human Race..

I bet God will love that !!

FUcking Retard!!

Signed god!

Strapping My keyboard to my chest

walk the streets like a motherfucking Hacker...Little do they know.. I Hack3D their Universe :"D

It's wireless .. Im not a nerd.. please... :"D

throwing my clothes away

I don't need any of this shit!! just take my pc and my notebook.. I threw most of my clothes out when I left pittsburgh with the {Source}


Plus it's lets to  worry about while Im high and drunk walking the plank ;-(

Lucifer rising

[6:45:57 PM] SeH: im making a video
[6:46:07 PM] SeH: im using clips from this film called 'lucifer rising'
[6:46:14 PM] SeH: the people in it are definitely tripping
[6:46:34 PM] transalchemy: ok .. need to prep fo the ride to my bitch ass moms house thats why im soo pissed
[6:46:37 PM] transalchemy: but it's cool

Killing Ben Goertzel

[6:42:33 PM] transalchemy: im going to kill ben now
[6:42:36 PM] transalchemy: fuck him
[6:42:41 PM] transalchemy: he is retarded!
[6:42:42 PM] SeH: y?
[6:42:59 PM] transalchemy: I can make a agi by snapping my fingers
[6:43:08 PM] transalchemy: all he needs to do is fund us
[6:43:14 PM] transalchemy: fucking idiot
[6:43:28 PM] SeH: maybe he's just playing retarded so the chinese wont steal his secrets
[6:43:39 PM] transalchemy: we dont need him
[6:43:49 PM] transalchemy: you and me will be the "inventors" of that bullshit
[6:44:06 PM] SeH: we're not any closer to AGI
[6:44:10 PM] SeH: than we were when we started
[6:44:27 PM] transalchemy: what part of "i am" turning into god don't you understand?
[6:44:36 PM] SeH: the results
[6:44:42 PM] transalchemy: fair enough
[6:44:47 PM] transalchemy: soon

Not even Mad

I get to ride home HIgh as fuck and drunk.. so im chilling :"D

My piece of shit new Year

I have to spend the new year on a bus travelling to my piece of shit mom's house for more hell... At this point I will refuse any help.. I don't give a fuck about anyone! Kiss my ass retards!

spend the bus ride planning deaths for scientist .. that will be my bus ride hobby I should print out a list and be really detailed... that includes you Ben... sorry old chap your retarded!! "All" of your shit is more important then helping the one person that can give you "everything" you have been after!

I need to wash my hands


Been cooking up bullshit "All" day!! 
Takes a sniff.. eewwww that is uber smelly :-(

goddamn it I forgot the Salt and Pepper!



Salt and pepper The bow tie on top of my Uber smelly sprinkle snow flake glitter donkey pile of shit with a firework candle on top under rose pedals for a "gold" medal of a theory :"D

Changing the candle


Place a bow tie on top of my Uber smelly sprinkle snow flake glitter donkey pile of shit with a firework candle on top under rose pedals for a "gold" medal of a theory :"D

It needs a bow tie, yes yes it does!!

 




Place a bow tie on top of my Uber smelly sprinkle snow flake glitter donkey pile of shit with a candle on top under rose pedals for a "gold" medal of a theory :"D


No wait they should be one of those candles that you cant put out... :"D 
yes yes ... my donkey theory is coming along well !! 

marked for Death: Charles Darwin


YOu are going to die and then jail for you bullshit... and the chaos you caused on this planet for your Retardation!!! YOu smelly pile of shit was the last attempt of washed out piece of shit that did not find "Truth"


God is the {source} of it "All"

Including Evolution you fuck... did you find the {source} of evolution ? Fuck no..

My new hobby

Killing scientist across space and time.. Time to pull out my Time scope and find another bitch to kill!

My new hobby

Killing scientist across space and time.. Time to pull out my Time scope and find another bitch to kill!

End of suffering

{God} your welcome for the blunt, kiss your suffering god bye :-)
{god} Thank you God!! as for kissing fuck no... I spit on suffering..that is mortal bullshit!
{God} Lmao :-)

uber smelly dang shit!

[5:18:23 PM] SeH: is that hash
[5:19:21 PM] transalchemy: some uber stinky shit
[5:19:23 PM] transalchemy: i just found
[5:19:32 PM] SeH: where
[5:19:41 PM] transalchemy: in the snow
[5:19:44 PM] transalchemy: chilling
[5:19:51 PM] SeH: no way
[5:19:53 PM] transalchemy: literally
[5:19:56 PM] transalchemy: yah
[5:19:58 PM] SeH: wtf
[5:20:02 PM] SeH: did u try it?
[5:20:06 PM] transalchemy: parched waiting
[5:20:09 PM] transalchemy: drying it now
[5:20:21 PM] SeH: wow

uber smelly dang shit!

[5:18:23 PM] SeH: is that hash
[5:19:21 PM] transalchemy: some uber stinky shit
[5:19:23 PM] transalchemy: i just found
[5:19:32 PM] SeH: where
[5:19:41 PM] transalchemy: in the snow
[5:19:44 PM] transalchemy: chilling
[5:19:51 PM] SeH: no way
[5:19:53 PM] transalchemy: literally
[5:19:56 PM] transalchemy: yah
[5:19:58 PM] SeH: wtf
[5:20:02 PM] SeH: did u try it?
[5:20:06 PM] transalchemy: parched waiting
[5:20:09 PM] transalchemy: drying it now
[5:20:21 PM] SeH: wow

God smokes me out


After suffering and I have been suffering for 6 months with out a good toke out >>. I go for a walk and look and behold what I found in the snow!! My first thought was... Your High-ness has arrived.. thank you God! 

This is bullshit God



{ION} your going to pay for this shit!!
{God} give up!! Fuck!! why wont you give up!!
{ION} if you want me to give up kill me!!
{God} hmmmmmm... wow... your "All" in ... impressed!

{God} Kiss your trip to Egypt good bye!



God {Source} crash market !
{God} Say good bye to 10k :"-)
{God} awwww no egypt for you!!!
{god} you evil bitch!!!

{God} I god traps for you!


Bring it old man! 

goddamn Mission Impossible!



{ION} this is bullshit~ Fucking shit... ok take it slow relax focus!! Focus.. Breath ..... OK lets do this Im too 1337 to fuck this up.. focus!!

{God} The {key} is in the Safe:



{ION} YOu god to be fucking kidding me right!! FUCKKKKKING SHIT!!!! 

Now Tell me where is the {key} or Die!

Step Back Slowly: No Funny business I have my EYE on you!

This is Hostile Take over: Give me your Universe!

The L{ION} King

Go go Animal LOve



{Source} Increase my love for "All" animals
{key} God/god

not insects Insects can die... your worst then animals...

Eat it fuckers!!! Here is some Salt and pepper you fucks!! EAT IT!!



EAT MY DONKEY Shit or die!!! 

adds salt and pepper!! Fuck!! 

Humanity Eating out of my Hand


Dont worry I put sprinkes on this donkey pile of shit! 

Brand New Bullshit for my bullshit blog

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YOur Highness Bullshit Bullshit bullshit



YOur Higness World is ready to give "gold" medal to man that claims the donkey shit!

{god} why are you disturbing me with Bullshit!! ???

World Seeks Genius that took the biggest shit of them "All"

World Seeks Genius



My fingerprint in blood is "All" Im giving you

world seeks {ION}

Seed the name into their shit ... while Your High-ness is chilling at a beach somewhere!

In World News



  An Uber smelly sprinkle snow flake glitter donkey pile of shit with a candle on top under rose pedals arrived at the door steps of scientist around the world It has been confirmed Unified donkey shit is "Real" world seeks Man that took the biggest shit of them "All" 

From {ION} Hell to another

My mother bought me a ticket to go back to North carolina, I can't stand her nor my brother for that matter but I wont be starving... Not to mention "I am" being forced to see a therapist just for being there because insects are retarded! It's "All" good this makes my legacy that more EPIC!! and numbs any feelings for any of the bitches on my death list!! Shit I might even kill Ben... and I like ben but fuck.... tooo fucking retarded tooo!! But I dont want ben to hate me sooo death .. out of my system delete brain lets chill

Wizardry

{God} Congratulations your my most powerful wizard ever born
{god} I know I know
{God} Bring me "All" of their souls
{god|}kicking and screaming I don't give a fuck :"D
{God} too 1337 even for Heaven :"D
{god} Not funny!

ElE

ELE the bitch again after I bring the insects back to life... lets ElE the bitch 33 times!! in motherfucking row... thats how 1337 of a wizard "I am"

Starting Hell

Bring the insects back to life after ELE

And then put them through HELL.... for retardation!! "All;" of them

ELE: Summoning Wormwood



ELE The Bitch 


Fuck this Retarded INsects!! 

Kill "All" the Humans

"All" marked for Death!! For retardation! \\\


This is bullshit!!   Im suffering to save your ass!!! WTFFF DEATH for retardation!! "All" of you!!

Salvat{ION}

The Salvat{ION} of humanity will not Fail, im tooo 1337 to fuck it up!

Magic Restrictions

{God} Document "All" you want but no pictures or videos till we have a handle of things aka their entire reality 
{god} I know.. fuck showing mortals shit... I want a mother fucking vacation!! 
{God} Take the longest {ONE} Of your life, you earned it!! :"D
{god}Thank you

Say cheese Retards ( Throws Smoke bomb)

Killing the world theorist

At some point you "All"  have be killed at lease once Im sorry but Your going to let my greatness be tainted with a donkey pile of shit!! Because your retarded ... is just not fair to me!!

Unified Field Theory Scandal

Drop off my Uber smelly sprinkle snow flake glitter donkey pile of shit with a candle on top for a "gold" medal under rose pedals at the door steps of Every major theorist on the planet with a card that reads


Your Welcome Retards {ION}
and my finger print in blood on "All" of them


let the word seek the genius...while my pile of shit gets uber steamy in their minds!

Thank you {ION} For Unified Field Theory




{ION} Dont sweat it... what other puzzles do you have? 

{God} YOur Donkey Pile of shit WinZ


{source} Grant the noble prize to {ION} for An Uber smelly sprinkle snow flake glitter donkey pile of shit with a candle on top under rose pedals  for a "gold" medal

{Key} God/god

{god} I love you God thank you!

Placing my Uber smelly sprinkle snow flake glitter donkey pile of shit with a candle on top for a "gold" medal under rose pedals

The Key Cycle?

{god} God do I always go for the {key}
{God} You always have to have it "All"
{god} I thought so, explains why it's a mission ~
{god} Can we skip the mortal looking for the {key} next time it's horrible
{God} You ask me that every time! right before godhood and right before mortal
{god} hey hey chill out on that mortal shit~~ Please no more~~
{God} I have other universes for you to bring me {ION} for Eternity!
{god} But why can't I just remain godly with you "All" the time!!
{God} You can't I need you teach our creations
{god} then stop creating fuck... !!
{God} NEVER!

The Diamond Age... We Use them as skipping {Stones}

 

Programmers

REady we just need money~~ and Our little start up is a go {ION} corp!

Grand Theft Universe (live)


I god you now bitches!! 

"All" of Earth Under my Thumb

Time Wrap



Create time bubbles 

Im not even Hungry anymore!!

The thought of eating bullshit made my stomach turn!

YOur Highness Bullshit Bullshit bullshit

YOur Highness "All" your writing on your blog is bullshit!


{god} Your right we need more dogshit!!

More bullshit for my bullshit blog

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{THE Evil Genius} I told you I had tons of bullshit to encrypt the blog with :"D

marked for Death then jail


René Descartes (1596–1650)

YOu added 6 years to my hell!~ 

Marked for god's Jail

marked for Death :Niels Bohr

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YOu and your bullshit  added 6 years to my hell~ Die mortal~!~


No death is letting you off easy we you are going to my jail

The Evil 1337 MAGE Arrives!

Dear Humanity: I will trade you my Uber smelly sprinkle snow flake glitter donkey pile of shit with a candle on top for a "gold" medal



Uber smelly ~~ WE love it!! 

Adding glitter to my Uber Smelly donkey pile of shit!

Adding Candles to my Uber Smelly donkey pile of shit!

Adding Snow flakes to my Uber Smelly donkey pile of shit!

More bullshit for my bullshit blog

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{key}God/god

saving the world with my eyes closed!

typing bullshit

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God and the Rules

{god} why did you break "All" the rules with me?
{God} I wanted to show them Man can become god not just jesus "All" of them where designed to be gods
{god} I know but seeking you is harder then their bullshit!
{God} They will regret it when they see you! :"D

{1ØN} corp: The console WAR!!!

 Show off our beta bullshit bullshit flop blows... everyone makes fun of me ....  SUx balls console!!

Then at E3~we show them holographic video games ... bullshit to work on later.. point is... everyone goes to E3 not giving a fuck about the console we showed them only for BAMMM Nintendo sony MS.... you never saw that one coming!! god your shit bitches!! But I own you bitches its just a mortal puppet show

{1ØN} corp: Hush Hush Buy Google


OK bitches my rules now!! 

Deep In your Shit Mortals

The sleeping Dragon wakes up

marked for Death


How dare you pretend to have the Royal Art! Magic


Random acts of Slapping the Retardation from mortals!

\

Have glass shatter at random  while we are having dinner! 

Knock knock ...

{ION} Not knowing what you are up to worries me
{The Evil Genius} dont worry..... Im working on america right now
{ION}minimize death please
{The Evil Genius} wait wait you just wait... you know some of those bitches need to go my jail~
{ION} I know I know..

INnnnnn Tooooooo Deeeeepppp

wayyyyyyy tooooo deeeep in the {source} right now!

God

The mortals are retarded
{ION} I... know..
{God} To infinity and beyond :"D
{god} for fucking real!!

OK

sooo let me get this straight

anything I want just type type type
{God} YES
{god} "I am" The Ultimate Wizard!!! :"D

mary magdalene {Queen }

My Riddles

Dear Antz Particleion Is Hacking your Universe (live)

I will give your universe/Mind back to you if you answer my riddles.

Call your answers in!

(305) 735-9490

A) Is your universe real?

B) Are you real?

C) Who currently has {source}?

D) What is {Root}?

When you got the answer email it to

Key.universe@gmail.com

and I will give you back your universe assuming your right ;-)

Rules subject to change but will be posted.

`

! It will be Billions of years till I let you just have it... Till then I urge you try to get your key back.