Sunday, January 2, 2011

Pulling a computer out of my ass

I need to take a shit~~~ and pull a computer out of my ass for this motherfucker just to make my bitch ass mom from stop screaming!!!

Screaming Immunity

{Source} Increase my ability to be immune her screaming! 

She is now forcing me to get a job to buy my piece of shit of an uncle his computer back.. But remember I was 3 months without a computer because he stole me so this is sweet karma justice!!! Shit fucking shit!!! Now I have to get a job...WTF MOre bullshit....ok ok focus It's home stretch godhood now!! 

Screaming to the top of her Lungs

My mom just spent 15 mins screaming the shit out of me :"D

Washing Dc

I just called my mom and she is fucking pissed the fuck off becuase I stole my uncles computer... I told her it got stolen.. so more bullshit screaming when I get home!

Back to work!!

I need this entire motherfucking planet under my thumb ASAP~~~

The King is fled


As soon as the stolen computer shit hit the ran I fled!!! I got my ticket and been roaming the street killing time!!! Thats "All" doing now... killing time!! 

taking a nap

nap time!!! need to sober up!! fuck im dizzy

Dear Suzanne

Im sorry really "I am" im such an arrogant asshole!! ;-(

what have I done

I have turned my self into a monster! ;-(

too dizzy to program reality

Fuck im dizzy ... need to get sober...

Micro nuking the towers

I want to travel back in time and rig the buildings to go!!

A) study the building
B) rig a kill switch

almost getting arrested

I drank a 40 on the train and when I finished it I threw it out and shattered it right in front of a couple!!

He pulls me out of the train and asked me "why would you do that"?

Because I dont give a fuck!!!

YOu know I can arrest you right now...

Over bullshit? cmon!!!

LOOOK get out of here now!!

I went up the station walked for a while and walked back down to get back on my way!!

The king does whatever the fuck he wants!

My decoy

I used the box of the old computer to make it look like the computer is still here!!! I have about 24 hours at best before the shit hits the fan :"D

My car keys

I throw my car keys out last night!!
I don't give a shit about it!

speaking of car I need to design my High-mobile

running from my problems literally

Before I uncle arrives and starts bitching I need to run... sleep at the terminal if I Have too.. No more missing my bus... Blog from there ... JUst waiting for my Ipod to charge before I take off

The stolen IRony

I got my stolen laptop stolen... :"D

The laptop

Im going to kill that bum for taking my stolen computers!! Fuck I was looking forward to playing games on that bitch... LMAO :"D

what I get for picking fights drunk as fuck with bums :"D

splitting headache

I miss my buss because I got high
I miss my buss again because I got drunk....
No more your High-ness or your Drnk-ness

It's the return of your sober-ness

133T Salva{ION}

The Salvat{ION} of Humanity will not fail, because I will do what3v3r it takes to slap the retardation out of them!


{god} what am I allowed to do to the mortals?
{God} Do wha3v3r the Fuck you want!! :"D

just another day of

Uncontrollable Laughter!!

Doing what3v3r the Fuck I want!! 

Ohhhhhh shit mortals I god you now!! 

The fucking Q

I will be a good wizard I promise: NOT!!! :"D

Niaann Morgan YOu do realize "I am" going to fuck you right?
7 hours ago ·  ·  · Share
    • Niaann Morgan stop putting these crazy things on my page. Jesus Carlos!
      2 hours ago · 
    • Particleion A Magus No more promise: it's just hilarious to me :"D
      29 minutes ago · 
    • Niaann Morgan not funny. Im going to block your ass. stop being rude!
      4 minutes ago · 
    • Particleion A Magus please don't I will be a good Wizard I promise :"D
      2 seconds ago · 


Hi Particleion,
Niaann Morgan commented on your status.
Niaann wrote: "not funny. Im going to block your ass. stop being rude!" 

Bum Fights

 me:  I missed my bus
 S:  text only im uplooading a new video
 me:  and got my uncles laptop stolen
I was soo fucking drunk
when I left
 S:  ?
no voice
only text im uploading
 me:  k
 S:  what hapend?
 me:  I got into a fight with a bum
and put threw the laptop on the floor
then another bum ran off with it
I didnt even try to chase him
I didnt give a fuck
 S:  why did you fight?
 me:  becuase that piece of shit did not believe in God
 S:  how do you know?
 me:  i asked him
do you believe in God
he said no
and I fucking went off on him

YOur Drunk-ness Bullshit Bullshit bullshit

The king has a splitting headache right now

No more cursing out mortals.... Time to just kill them "All"

Being Naughty

OHHH Shit mortals!!
I god you now!!

"I am " an arrogant asshole :"D

I have to stop being an arrogant asshole to women... I just can and it's hard to control!

Ben is fucking Retarded!

The Wizard

 to Ben
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This is why I hate you "All" !!YOur Bullshit is more important then The Salvation of the mother fucking Human race 

When chatting with a friend about various government systems during a long car drive the other day (returning from New York where we were hit by 2 feet of snow, 

Fuck you ben... your retarded!! Way tooo fucking  retarded!! --
Carlos A Mejia

We have already entered the singularity, the question has now shifted from when it will come to how far along we are!  

My Riddles

Dear Antz Particleion Is Hacking your Universe (live)

I will give your universe/Mind back to you if you answer my riddles.

Call your answers in!

(305) 735-9490

A) Is your universe real?

B) Are you real?

C) Who currently has {source}?

D) What is {Root}?

When you got the answer email it to

and I will give you back your universe assuming your right ;-)

Rules subject to change but will be posted.


! It will be Billions of years till I let you just have it... Till then I urge you try to get your key back.