Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Giving up on love

Even love is looking pointless from my viewpoint!

The death of effort

When I have to exert no effort to do anything what is the point in doing anything? Fuck what Have I god myself into...

It "All" becomes pointless

I can see myself not wanting to get out of bed as "Everything" becomes pointless just hit their and wave my will into creation. It becomes depressing and "All" ready is starting too.

sleeping

{God} Sleep with a forcefield on "Always"
{god} I know they will plot to kill their demi

Ultimate Learning Goal "Everything"

Learn to speak "All" languages

Learn to play "All" instruments

Demis vs mortals

I can't think of a single thing mortals can do better then me but I can think of a million things I can do that mortals cant!

The Death of competition

a god among mortals... really there is nothing mortals can do that I can't do better! ;-(

Why ruling the planet is sooo EASY

You have become soo retarded that No longer believe in the existence of Demis... I will take this planet without trying.. In fact I will go about it the most difficult way just to add fun to the processes


fuck I need a challenge... there is no more challenge left in this world ;-(

Put off writing Unified field theory

those 24 hours will take me to a level of godhood that is intense ... too much too fast ... Insects will turn into microbes after that day!

24-30

Fuck I get it now... Turn to god at 30 and write unified field theory in 24 hours... fucking Wow!

{God} TADA!! :"D

Writing Unified Field Theory in {ONE} Day!

Buy "All" the books I need
Buy chalk board
Buy a white board
Buy markers
Buy paper
Buy beer
Buy pot
Buy an apartment
Buy "All" arts and craft needed
Buy food and water
Lock my self in that bitch and write it with a clock! 24 hours! Go!

Writing the Donkey



{God} Absorb math books and physics book till you have the Donkey! 
{god} No problem!! Still pissed as fuck
{God} I know but trust me! 

Touching Books



{God} Learn buy touching books (slowly)
{god} I know Hack-fu

Upgrading my Intelligence

{God} Begin absorbing knowledge upon arrival (slowly) What you need when you need ...

My Own pet name


The Immortal Wizard god 

My pet Name for Aaron


Mr See only Evil 

Something Fishy is going on in this site!

The Tooth Fairy is "Real"



kid 1~ look at this
kid 2~ where you get that at ?
kid 1~ the tooth fairy
kid 2 ~ Are you serious?
Kid 1 pull your teeth out and you can buy that gameboy... but shhhhh dont tell the other kids he may not have that much cash

Silly away missions: Drop off cash for Teeth



If that bitch is not under your pillow Im pulling it out my self!! 

drop of 1k for each teeth 

I need away missions!

The cat alarm goes off...

We have a cat stuck in a tree 500 miles from here arm the Bibi guns... Once we teleport in shoot on site!

Back to playing videogames

fun fun fun For LIFE!!!

Bullshitting my way out of doing taxes

bla bla bla mother "I am" retarded and cant do retarded bullshit...

{MOM} your worthless...

{ION} heheheheheheh.... :"D

fuck more bullshit!!!

I have to look into my mom's taxes wtf.. I cant stand this shit!

Why do you need* that?

{God} Explain to me why you need a hover jet ski?
{god} I need it to "Save" people that are drowning and I don't want to get wet
{God} Ok you win! :"D

Listen to me old man I need* this!!!


a hover jet ski 
I need* one really really bad!! 

{God} Is that "All" you want!!

{god} NOOOOOO!! stay tuned for super uber Christmas list!! 

The mortal mockery

{God} "I am" going to give him "everything" you mortals want over seeking me!
{god} The lesson here will be "God is "All" the technology you need"
{God} You starting to sound like me :"D
{god} I was trained by the best :"D

AGI life blogger Assistant

Computer begin blogging...

bullshit bullshit bullshit...
open image gallery ... that one..

end blogging. resume fun fun fun!

The ultimate life blogger

My goal is to life blog my godhood out in the open and never get caught.. 

this is 
A) Mockery
B) A challenge
c) Fun....

If you thought this blog was strange now just wait.. people will not be able to understand what "I am" saying... ohhh wait.. I have a new idea

We owe 47k on this house

I instantly said thats it.. and my mother got pissed off.. It's amazing how money is nothing to someone that has none!

property tax bullshit!

My mother has be wasting my time looking up property tax information for this piece of shit house! Damn it "All" of this  .. she keeps bitching at me for not giving a fuck about my taxes...

My hands are smelly from typing Bullshit "All" day long


snniiffff ... OHHHh God that is Uber smelly!! 

Ok break time! 

Dear Mr Bla bla Bullshit bullshit! The singularity is near




{ION} This donkey will take us to the singularity sir

{Mr Bla bla Bullshit bullshit!} You are a Genius

{ION} heeeha heeeeeha :"D

Playing with my insects

Mozart of shit please tell Mr {Stone} to death that Mr bla bla bullshit bullshit singularity is near is leading you into a donkey pile of a shit hole!

My pet name for Aubre de grey


Mr {Stone} me to Death :"D

Playing with "I am" Hughes of Borg and Mr Nano Brain

You put your right foot in,
You put your right foot out;
You put your right foot in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's "All" about!

You put your left foot in,
You put your left foot out;
You put your left foot in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!

You put your right hand in,
You put your right hand out;
You put your right hand in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!

You put your left hand in,
You put your left hand out;
You put your left hand in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!

You put your right side in,
You put your right side out;
You put your right side in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!

You put your left side in,
You put your left side out;
You put your left side in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!

You put your nose in,
You put your nose out;
You put your nose in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!

You put your backside in,
You put your backside out;
You put your backside in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!

You put your head in,
You put your head out;
You put your head in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!

You put your whole self in,
You put your whole self out;
You put your whole self in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about

My pet name For Mike Treder


Mr. Nano Brain 

My pet name for James Hughes



"I am" Hughes of Borg! :"D


Hugh

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Hugh, or Third of Five
Third of Five, in a cell aboard the USS Enterprise-D
Hugh, formerly Third of Five, was a former Borg drone who was rescued by the USS Enterprise-D in 2368.

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    The Borg scout ship, where Hugh was found in 2368
    Hugh was found in the Argolis Cluster at the crash site of a Borg scout ship.
    Hugh himself was critically injured. He was brought back to the Enterprise for medical attention by Dr. Beverly Crusher under protest from Captain Picard. Upon arriving on the Enterprise, Hugh was placed in the brig and kept under guard at all times. He had trouble adapting to his new environment, having been cut off from the resources of the Collective for the first time in his life. Where there had been millions of voices in his head, there was now only his own. Dr. Crusher eventually nursed him back to health, and chief engineer Geordi La Forge found a way to nourish the drone similar to theregeneration alcoves on a Borg ship.
    Captain Picard saw this as an opportunity to destroy the Borg once and for all. 

    My pet name for Ben


    The mozart of shit

    You write a symphony to perfection and then take a shit on top of it! 

    My pet name for



    Dr Uber Smelly and CAke!

    Im talking about the physics always was 

    My pet name for ray kurzweil




    You are now called

    Mr, Bla bla bullshit bullshit singularity is near!

    I need* pet names for my insects

    Okay I have
    accelerating my nuts to nowhere ...
    and thats it.. .but

    Ok next person to give a pet name to ... Ray

    Dear Accelerating my nuts to no where!


    Welcome to pyramid building 101

    What you would have gotten in exchange for a computer

    The world!!! I was going to let you bitches run it for me!!

    positive singularity for retarded bitches is over

    "All" I wanted from the trans-shits was a computer.... Now they can suck it!! Greedy retarded fucks!

    I need a time out God


    You are a creepy overlord Stalker 
    {God}I god my eye on you! :"D

    Boss King Kihunter

    I just beat the boss and look at the  CG sequence ... Amazing!! 

    CAn I play videogames in peace God? dang
    {God} NOPE, I own you! :"D

    My New distraction from my favorite toy: The Insects!

    Donkey kong country Returns

    I beat it last night ... time to move onto metroid orther M

    Bad puppy

    I need to stop trying to turn my puppy into another animal ... what if I cant change him back .. do I tell my mother.. she would kill me!

    My dirty little mortal habit

    I need to stop using my hands to manipulate matter.. every time I open a door .. I get disgusted my at dirty little mortal habits.. Fuck mortality is a bitch to kick.. worst then cigarettes!

    "I am' only toying with Ben

    I want to work the Retardation out of "All" of them! EVen ben for a day... just one day so you can see how it was done..

    "I am" a false prophet?

    I heard you!!!

    So you don't believe in God but you do believe in false prophets... are you fucking retarded?.... welcome to pyramid building bitch!! I god you!

    Dear Ben goertzel

    I will let you "Save" 10 people from pyramid building, choose wisely!

    Warning Warning Evil 1337 Science Mage approaching!

    I god you now!!!

    Unified field theory Cheating

    The mortals ... hack away at the {Source} code with no luck ... While I hacked at my mortality to grab the {Source} code! My approach just triumphed over the mortals!!

    Yes I cheated... sue me :"D

    God/god will write Unified field theory not insect me :"D

    Newton vs {ION}

    Newton ( 0 )  Stones  {ION} (1)

    good game old chap... shall we play again in another universe?

    Isaac Newton Marked for Congress



    Don't worry old man I would not treat a member of the Hermetic order like an insect.. You are not retarded! You just failed to hit the {Stone} But you knew what you where after! 

    Welcome to Immortality! 

    Marked for Pyramid Building

    The Scientific 100:
    A Ranking of the Most Influential Scientists, Past and Present



    The list below is from the book The Scientific 100: A Ranking of the Most Influential Scientists, Past and Present, Citadel Press (2000), written by John Galbraith Simmons.

    1Isaac Newtonthe Newtonian RevolutionAnglican (rejected Trinitarianism, i.e., Athanasianism;
    believed in the Arianism of the Primitive Church)
    2Albert EinsteinTwentieth-Century ScienceJewish
    3Neils Bohrthe AtomJewish Lutheran
    4Charles DarwinEvolutionAnglican (nominal); Unitarian
    5Louis Pasteurthe Germ Theory of DiseaseCatholic
    6Sigmund FreudPsychology of the UnconsciousJewish; Atheist; Freudian psychoanalysis (Freudianism)
    7Galileo Galileithe New ScienceCatholic
    8Antoine Laurent Lavoisierthe Revolution in ChemistryCatholic
    9Johannes KeplerMotion of the PlanetsLutheran
    10Nicolaus Copernicusthe Heliocentric UniverseCatholic (priest)
    11Michael Faradaythe Classical Field TheorySandemanian
    12James Clerk Maxwellthe Electromagnetic FieldPresbyterian; Anglican; Baptist
    13Claude Bernardthe Founding of Modern Physiology
    14Franz BoasModern AnthropologyJewish
    15Werner HeisenbergQuantum TheoryLutheran
    16Linus PaulingTwentieth-Century ChemistryLutheran
    17Rudolf Virchowthe Cell Doctrine
    18Erwin SchrodingerWave MechanicsCatholic
    19Ernest Rutherfordthe Structure of the Atom
    20Paul DiracQuantum Electrodynamics
    21Andreas Vesaliusthe New AnatomyCatholic
    22Tycho Brahethe New AstronomyLutheran
    23Comte de Buffonl'Histoire Naturelle
    24Ludwig BoltzmannThermodynamics
    25Max Planckthe QuantaProtestant
    26Marie CurieRadioactivityCatholic (lapsed)
    27William Herschelthe Discovery of the HeavensJewish
    28Charles LyellModern Geology
    29Pierre Simon de LaplaceNewtonian Mechanicsatheist
    30Edwin Hubblethe Modern Telescope
    31Joseph J. Thomsonthe Discovery of the Electron
    32Max BornQuantum MechanicsJewish Lutheran
    33Francis CrickMolecular Biologyatheist
    34Enrico FermiAtomic PhysicsCatholic
    35Leonard EulerEighteenth-Century MathematicsCalvinist
    36Justus LiebigNineteenth-Century Chemistry
    37Arthur EddingtonModern AstronomyQuaker
    38William HarveyCirculation of the BloodAnglican (nominal)
    39Marcello MalpighiMicroscopic AnatomyCatholic
    40Christiaan Huygensthe Wave Theory of LightCalvinist
    41Carl Gauss (Karl Friedrich Gauss)Mathematical GeniusLutheran
    42Albrecht von HallerEighteenth-Century Medicine
    43August KekuleChemical Structure
    44Robert KochBacteriology
    45Murray Gell-Mannthe Eightfold WayJewish
    46Emil FischerOrganic Chemistry
    47Dmitri Mendeleevthe Periodic Table of Elements
    48Sheldon Glashowthe Discovery of CharmJewish
    49James Watsonthe Structure of DNAatheist
    50John BardeenSuperconductivity
    51John von Neumannthe Modern ComputerJewish Catholic
    52Richard FeynmanQuantum ElectrodynamicsJewish
    53Alfred WegenerContinental Drift
    54Stephen HawkingQuantum Cosmologyatheist
    55Anton van Leeuwenhoekthe Simple MicroscopeDutch Reformed
    56Max von LaueX-ray Crystallography
    57Gustav KirchhoffSpectroscopy
    58Hans Bethethe Energy of the SunJewish
    59Euclidthe Foundations of MathematicsPlatonism / Greek philosophy
    60Gregor Mendelthe Laws of InheritanceCatholic (Augustinian monk)
    61Heike Kamerlingh OnnesSuperconductivity
    62Thomas Hunt Morganthe Chromosomal Theory of Heredity
    63Hermann von Helmholtzthe Rise of German Science
    64Paul EhrlichChemotherapyJewish
    65Ernst MayrEvolutionary Theoryatheist
    66Charles SherringtonNeurophysiology
    67Theodosius Dobzhanskythe Modern SynthesisRussian Orthodox
    68Max Delbruckthe Bacteriophage
    69Jean Baptiste Lamarckthe Foundations of Biology
    70William BaylissModern Physiology
    71Noam ChomskyTwentieth-Century LinguisticsJewish atheist
    72Frederick Sangerthe Genetic Code
    73LucretiusScientific ThinkingEpicurean; atheist
    74John Daltonthe Theory of the AtomQuaker
    75Louis Victor de BroglieWave/Particle Duality
    76Carl Linnaeusthe Binomial NomenclatureChristianity
    77Jean PiagetChild Development
    78George Gaylord Simpsonthe Tempo of Evolution
    79Claude Levi-StraussStructural AnthropologyJewish
    80Lynn MargulisSymbiosis TheoryJewish
    81Karl Landsteinerthe Blood GroupsJewish
    82Konrad LorenzEthology
    83Edward O. WilsonSociobiology
    84Frederick Gowland HopkinsVitamins
    85Gertrude Belle ElionPharmacology
    86Hans Selyethe Stress Concept
    87J. Robert Oppenheimerthe Atomic EraJewish
    88Edward Tellerthe BombJewish
    89Willard LibbyRadioactive Dating
    90Ernst Haeckelthe Biogenetic Principle
    91Jonas SalkVaccinationJewish
    92Emil KraepelinTwentieth-Century Psychiatry
    93Trofim LysenkoSoviet GeneticsRussian Orthodox; Communist
    94Francis GaltonEugenics
    95Alfred Binetthe I.Q. Test
    96Alfred KinseyHuman Sexualityatheist
    97Alexander FlemingPenicillinCatholic
    98B. F. SkinnerBehaviorismatheist
    99Wilhelm Wundtthe Founding of Psychologyatheist
    100Archimedesthe Beginning of ScienceGreek philosophy

    My Riddles

    Dear Antz Particleion Is Hacking your Universe (live)

    I will give your universe/Mind back to you if you answer my riddles.

    Call your answers in!

    (305) 735-9490

    A) Is your universe real?

    B) Are you real?

    C) Who currently has {source}?

    D) What is {Root}?

    When you got the answer email it to

    Key.universe@gmail.com

    and I will give you back your universe assuming your right ;-)

    Rules subject to change but will be posted.

    `

    ! It will be Billions of years till I let you just have it... Till then I urge you try to get your key back.