Monday, August 8, 2011

sure He is a Tyrant to work for but..


I don't age and lack anything.. every chef in the world would love to be me.. 

Later that Evening!


{Queen} I swear the chef never seems to surprise me.. is this what hes been working on for the last 3 days?
{king} you know him always trying to raise the bar... 

3 days later

sorry about instantly vaporizing you .... but please make sure my eggs are never cold again..

{chef} Yes my lord it will never happen again!
{king} good!
{chef} I will prepare a feast in your honor immediately
{king} just make sure it's all warm old man "All" of it!!

...


... 

resurrection protocol

Bring every one I "kill" / vaporize back to life 3 days later...

sure the killing is senseless but "I am" not going to leave them dead over a cold breakfast.. 

a level of royalty unlike never before seen

that is my goal...

Driver... we are {ONE} minute late of my maximum arrival time...

Die insect..  pofff vaporized....


every once in a while

I have to kill an insect out of reminder..

These eggs are cold... bring me the cook...

poowwwwww insect vaporized..

Im sorry my lord I will hire a new chef ! 

Your Hign-ness { insert anything}

turn head slowly and give evil stare..

excuse me my lord Ill come back at a better time..

that insect was about to interrupt me while Im playing video games.. WTF... 

Here Here Mortals!

The king enters..

stay looking very serious...

///

develop an evil stare.. :"D

I pawn off earth rule to

the queen.. I know I know..

But I dont really care for it only to come in make the mortals fear me... set down my demands and return to play... 

my rule on earth is wacky.. it really is..

I will let the queen do policy bla bla bla bla...

Me... off on island playing.. 

time is my "mortal" enemy!!

damn this linear time... it's all nonsense ...

put that on the list of things to escape..

the hold of time... 

time is my "mortal" enemy!!

damn this linear time... it's all nonsense ...

put that on the list of things to escape..

the hold of time... 

Im in a state worst then hell

Not fully mortal and yet to receive my crown... 

fun in the sand

I need several miles of nothing to practice

I cant just go after this planet till I have a deep level of universal control.. so I can't say how long the private nirvana will last..  

earth = play pen

just do as I please with your planet.. is pretty much what "I am" programmed to do... 

godhood chill

I get chills thinking about it..

forget about immortality that is not even what makes my knees buckle .. :"D

why returning Home is vital

fun fun fun land... :"D

you have no idea... 

this is beyond horrible..

just plan horrible...

grinds my teeth..

grrrrrrrrr... planet of the insects... 

life as a fallen deitie

sux... you spend every waking moment trying to reclaim godhood... 

Father~~~~~~

How dare you curse to the mortal realm.....

just breath just breath almost home.. 

always working... but mostly in hush huhs

that why I need {ION} corp

to sell you my magic as technology....

this way i can be me while at the same time feed you bullshit... 

my chariot

drive a car ... got to look mortal but don't operate it like a mortal...

have my car construct and de-construct itself around me as I go..


travel at near c.. no too fast want to be seen being godly...

point is ... go from a godly speed to full stop and vaporize the car as I stand up..

hmmmmm... have the car turn into a small cube and put it in my pocket.. make it look like technology vs magic..

but over time  just manifest use car and  vaporize.. .especially if im igcognito on missions..

what are my mission...

grand theft just go around stealing cool shit... lol..


the goal is

Become {ONE} with God...

With Written documentation

This is what I mean by signing my soul to write unification ...

This way the mortals have a written guide once more...

ofcourse this will get edited more and more over the years once I hire a staff...

I will always keep a raw version considering "All" of this is your new bible..

a brave new world

awaits..

that sounds chilling and scary... but {ONE} of pure Wizardry... 

will not fail...

toooo l333t tooo fail...

no wonder this has not been done... writing unification is insanity.. but it has to be done... 

it never ends

every ... the insects hate me more and more! 

the biggest dickhead

ive ever met in my life... 

tell these insects!!

>>> Have to go back to court on oct 18

whatever.. I don't even give a fuck... back to work.. 

court

universe I need my case dismissed
{key} Gg



once {God} is out !

"I am" King!!

{G} NEVER!!!!
{Gg} we will see about that old man... 

what drives me up the wall

If i had "All" the tools that i need I can show you exactly how to become god...
but since you dont give a fuck....

"I am" going to be a giant on this retarded ass planet...

My Riddles

Dear Antz Particleion Is Hacking your Universe (live)

I will give your universe/Mind back to you if you answer my riddles.

Call your answers in!

(305) 735-9490

A) Is your universe real?

B) Are you real?

C) Who currently has {source}?

D) What is {Root}?

When you got the answer email it to

Key.universe@gmail.com

and I will give you back your universe assuming your right ;-)

Rules subject to change but will be posted.

`

! It will be Billions of years till I let you just have it... Till then I urge you try to get your key back.