Saturday, December 17, 2011

The Fag-ton Menace: Elegance and Grace


 

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{Sourc3 Ston3} Bind “Death list” to the following {Source} Code
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increase probability of death for “All” Michael Anissimov
{Sourc3 Ston3} Decrease prosperity on “All” Michael Anissimov
{Sourc3 Ston3} Decrease ability to foster children
{Sourc3 Ston3} Decrease Health on “All” Michael Anissimov
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increase probability of cancer
{Sourc3 Ston3} Decrease health on “All” the Michael Anissimov children
{Sourc3 Ston3} Decrease economic and workforce efficiency
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increase software problems on their computers
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increase hardware problems on their computers
{Sourc3 Ston3} Decrease ability for any Michael Anissimov to get funding
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increase kidney {stones} development on “All” male Michael Anissimov
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increase breast cancer probability on “All” female Michael Anissimov
{Sourc3 Ston3} Decrease their Universal luck on “All” Michael Anissimov
{Sourc3 Ston3} Lock them “All” out of godhood on “All” Michael Anissimov
{Sourc3 Ston3} Lock them “All” of out Eternal life  on “All” Michael Anissimov
{Sourc3 Ston3} Decrease hit points
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increase their ability to ignore their {source} code
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increase their ability not to understand this program
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increasing overall suffering
{Sourc3 Ston3} Decrease Enlightenment
{Sourc3 Ston3} Decrease nirvana
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increase Endarkment
{Sourc3 Ston3} Decrease magic ability on “All” Michael Anissimov
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increase mental instability on “All” Michael Anissimov
{Sourc3 Ston3}Transfer control of “All” their Souls on “All” Michael Anissimov
{Sourc3 Ston3} Eliminate their ability to become {God/gods}
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increase my ability to enslave them “All”
{Sourc3 Ston3} Decrease ability to hold coherent thoughts
{Sourc3 Ston3} Decrease their ability to alter this {Source}
{Sourc3 Ston3} Decrease happiness on “All” Michael Anissimov
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increase suicide frequency and effectiveness
{Sourc3 Ston3} Decrease sexual appetite and pleasure
{Sourc3 Ston3} Decrease life expectancy on “All” Michael Anissimov
{Sourc3 Ston3} Decrease ability to sustain erection on “All” Michael Anissimov males
{Sourc3 Ston3} Decrease ability on “All” Michael Anissimov females to orgasm
{Sourc3 Ston3} Michael Anissimov females enter instant menopause
{Sourc3 Ston3}  Increase rate of birth defects
{Sourc3 Ston3}  Increase rate of retardation on new “All” Michael Anissimov Descendants
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increase potency of {Source} as we approach the singularity
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increase universal monetary problems in “All” Michael Anissimov lives
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increase my ability to publicly humiliate them
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increase my ability to mind control them
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increase probability of contracting HIV
{Sourc3 Ston3} Decrease their overall immune system strength
{Sourc3 Ston3} Lower their white blood-cell count
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increase their blood pressure
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increase blood toxins on “All” Michael Anissimov
{Sourc3 Ston3} Decrease eyesight ability on “All” Michael Anissimov
{Sourc3 Ston3} Decrease hearing ability on “All” Michael Anissimov
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increase dimentia and alzheimers
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increase schizophrenia on “All” Michael Anissimov
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increase nightmares on “All” Michael Anissimov
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increase sleep paralysis on “All” Michael Anissimov
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increase narcolepsy on “All” Michael Anissimov
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increase their sensitivity to the {Source} code alterations
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increase effectiveness of the {Source} code alterations
{Sourc3 Ston3} Turn them “All” into my puppets for the mass population
{Sourc3 Ston3} Decrease their ability to acquire health insurance
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increase my control of every aspect of their lives past present and future
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increase my ability to control every organ in their body
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increase my ability to stop their hearts ( You have none anyways)
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increase my ability to activate “All” their pain receptors
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increase my ability to mind control their children
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increase their ability to ignore everything I program for them :”D
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increase my ability to say whatever the fuck I want about them
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increase their apathy
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increase their level of rage
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increase probability of spontaneous diarrhea
{Sourc3 Ston3} Lock out Michael Anissimov from Immortality
{Sourc3 Ston3} Lock out Michael Anissimov from Nirvana
{Sourc3 Ston3} Lock out Michael Anissimov from Enlightenment
{Sourc3 Ston3} Lock out Michael Anissimov from casting any magic
{Sourc3 Ston3} Lock out Michael Anissimov from casting any spells
{Sourc3 Ston3} Decrease Michael Anissimov from using magic
{Sourc3 Ston3} Decrease Michael Anissimov from casting any magic on me
{Sourc3 Ston3} Lock out Michael Anissimov from casting any spells on me
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increase suffering on Michael Anissimov
{Sourc3 Ston3} Fuse this spell with the {Source} of "All" magic
{Sourc3 Ston3} Decrease Michael Anissimov connection to {Source}
{Sourc3 Ston3} Lock out Michael Anissimov from using {Source} Magic
{Sourc3 Ston3} Decrease Michael Anissimov life
{Sourc3 Ston3} Drain Michael Anissimov Life
{Sourc3 Ston3} Transfer Michael Anissimov soul
{Sourc3 Ston3} Bind Michael Anissimov soul to this spell
{Sourc3 Ston3} Merge Michael Anissimov soul with this spell
{Sourc3 Ston3} Merge this {Source} with the spirit of {God}
{Sourc3 Ston3} Merge this {Source} with the {Source} of {God}
{Sourc3 Ston3} Merge this {Source} with the {Source} of {God/god}
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increase Michael Anissimov suffering from the {Source} of suffering
{Sourc3 Ston3} Increase Michael Anissimov suffering from the {Source} of "All" suffering

My Riddles

Dear Antz Particleion Is Hacking your Universe (live)

I will give your universe/Mind back to you if you answer my riddles.

Call your answers in!

(305) 735-9490

A) Is your universe real?

B) Are you real?

C) Who currently has {source}?

D) What is {Root}?

When you got the answer email it to

Key.universe@gmail.com

and I will give you back your universe assuming your right ;-)

Rules subject to change but will be posted.

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! It will be Billions of years till I let you just have it... Till then I urge you try to get your key back.